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Off Topic The Burly Arms

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah I flew to Alicante and went down the coast... I was ****ing out of it. Ended up with a gun to my head in the junkie tunnels under Malaga FC's football stadium. You heard about those tunnels? 100's of junkies live under the pitch.

    I was in Spain for well over a year, sleeping rough or in squats, with the occasional backpacker hostel. All I know is I flew to Alicante, headed West until they deported me.
     
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    You’re generally ok with the Policia Local. But the Guardia or Policia Nacional can be right ****s....

    Didn’t know about the Malaga issue. I go,down that way occasionally, a mate I used to work with lives in Marbella
     
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  3. petersaxton

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    Fuengirola is 500 km from Alicante
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    Yeah I'm a quick runner.
     
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  5. Stan

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    ****ing cracking, eh?

    Don't they have boundary rope technology though, to see if the ball had actually crossed it?!?

    If not, why not?

    Then again, the FA can't muster up a man in a room in Swansea so doubt these chaps would have such a thing.
     
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  7. Chief

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    Talking of cricket, the mini's started yesterday afternoon. Disappointingly, it is indoors at a leisure centre for now so no bar!!

    Looking forward very much to Friday evening's training in the sun though.
     
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  8. Stan

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    I think the ball can cross the line as long as it doesn’t hit the ground.
     
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  9. Chief

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    Yeah, I know. Just making a jest.
     
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  10. Stan

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    Ah, sorry.
     
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  11. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Never be sorry Stan, it's a sign of weakness.. <ok>
     
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    Had a tobys carvery at the weekend. As someone who has never had many home cooked roasts and am super lazy and hate cooking, they should make toby carveries a national treasure
     
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  13. Stan

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    So you went for an English. Hopefully it was as bland as you were expecting.
     
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  14. BobbyD

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    Love a bit of roasted potatoes that are crunchy with gravy. No I'm not talking about spurs either.

    That and English mustard or house radish on my roast beef
     
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    Lovely with a bit of Chow Mein on the side with prawn crackers..<ok>
     
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  16. BobbyD

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    Nothing beats eating my roast with chopsticks though.
     
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    My local do a ****ing superb Sunday roast. Proper job gravy made using the juices from the meat too.

    Right next to the beach too, so you can work up a good appetite with a long beach walk beforehand.

    Perfect Sunday stuff that.
     
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    Yorkshire Puds dinners were meant to be eaten with pitch forks but I get your drift and the idea might catch on..<ok>
     
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    Heaven..<ok>
     
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