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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 15, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Theresa May is the kind of negotiator who....



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    ....Who would go into Poundland and make an offer at the tills to the checkout operator to buy the item in her basket for £1.50.
     
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    Theresa May is about as much use as a high-rise block of bomb shelters.
     
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    Theresa May is the kind of negotiator who would have paid £80m for Moussa Sissoko
     
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    Theresa May is the kind of negotiator to come out of Poundland with 10 items for £10. It’s not much of a deal, but what do you expect?

    It’s not her fault that somehow BoJo managed to convince half the country there was a sale on.

    Meanwhile, the other half the country is pissed that their money is being wasted in Poundland when there’s a better offer at Aldi.
     
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    Not bad, that
     
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    The news doesnt seem great for her from this side of the pond(granted I only listen to bloomberg). Sounds like she comes back from junker with any change whatsoever, calls it monumental to pump up the sterling then it gets voted down because there really was no change at all. Sounds a lot like Mike Ashley every transfer window.
     
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    She's much thinner, though
     
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