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Match Day Thread V Southern Team

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Mar 13, 2019.

  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Is anyone a policeman on here? Police, police, police. They’ve stolen my thread

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    The copying bastard.
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Ah I see, Groot, the same person that would look over your shoulder in the school exams :shocked:
     
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  4. cronemeister

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    Pilferer <laugh>
     
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  5. Judge Death

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    Not even a need for Inspector Dorts :police: on this one - open and shut case.....
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    Just hope its not a bad omen or jinx or Groot will have a lot to answer for.
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

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    We gotta win this cos of the debacle last year - i.e. 2-0 up away with minutes to go then Dan ****ing Gosling equalises in injury team. That was then game when Jonjo Shelvey was cited by fans and pundits as playing like he didn't give a ****.

    Our current record is better than Bournemouth's, we gotta chance here - start with team that finished the game vs Everton.
     
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

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    I'm being bullied...<wah>

    You lot don't deserve "winning" MD threads on here. No one complained about the last one being copied when we won...errr, not that it was...and even if it was it wasn't intentional...

    Bullies

    :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  9. cronemeister

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    He seems to be MIA.....wonder if he's been savaged by a dog on the golf course or summit :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Or arrested for wrapping his 7 iron round some dog owners nappa :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    It wasn't me.
    Take my word for it, I'm a reverse kleptomaniac.
     
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  12. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Jesus, Groots pilfering crime is so serious reinforcements have had to be called in from off of the USA...be vigilant people!

    4F43AB30-9789-455B-9C59-D7FD14D20203.jpeg

    Currently parked at retail world on the team valley....dafuq?
     
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    The fact it's outside Mothercare worries me.
     
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    Beelin’
     
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  15. Ben 10

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    Hope Shelvey plays. Don't think I can handle another Diame stinker
     
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    Ah eventually, a cure for my insomnia!<cracker>
     
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  17. JakartaToon

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    You should thank the lads from the Brighton Fans Forum.
     
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

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    Brighton?

    :)
     
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  19. JakartaToon

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    They stole it from the Bournemouth Boys initially.

    **** off.
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Newcastle
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