Whilst you **** into a sock over the average players of our squad, I’ll celebrate the true balllers who are taking us to a new level.
'Isaiah Berlin...divided writers and thinkers into two categories: hedgehogs, who view the world through the lens of a single defining idea (examples include "not good enough to play for Liverpool"), and foxes, who draw on a wide variety of experiences and for whom the world cannot be boiled down to a single idea (examples given include Kuyt as club player of the year).' Don't be a hedgehog. They don't make very good managers.
I practically suck VVD off every week. You must have missed the memo Oh and I don’t mind matip. He’s a lot better than the ****** Lovren. If you’re gonna banter me, at least don’t lie lol I’m also celebrating that Hendo is injured as well
I thought I'd help jimmy and solid out here On a scale of 0-10.. with 0 being world class of course and 10 being moreno bad I thought this chart might help people debate just how **** the CL quart finalists are.
eally look i just went. World class = 0 then made up numbers for the rest. Really you could just invent a class of ****. Is he VVD **** or is he henderson **** or moreno ****. Its like a sliding scale of poo. like... if mane wasn't so frustrating sure why not...firmino.. no way. he's been all over the place at times. I couldn't but our full backs up as good as vvd though...
You called it the ****ness quotient. If a player isn't ****, they should be zero. TAA and VVD aren't **** but the latter is clearly a better player atm, both are zero because neither are ****.
Well that's all fine but it was only to give lads something to prattle on about. VVD = 0 on the ****ometer. TAA has done some pretty stupid things defending so it's a little ****. not very but just a little... comapred to VVD who ****s diamonds and smells of roses in bloom. Clearly we agree a 10 on the ****meter will have a pic of moreno beside it. the question is who is a 5 on the ****ometer? Is someome like lovern a 5 or a 7... where would henderson sit on the toilet of ****? Btw this is something that can be used in project estimation, agile project management uses comparisons for effort estimating all the time.