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Match Day Thread Vs Bayern Munich (A)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Zanjinho, Mar 10, 2019.

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  1. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    Whilst you **** into a sock over the average players of our squad, I’ll celebrate the true balllers who are taking us to a new level.
     
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  2. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    'Isaiah Berlin...divided writers and thinkers into two categories: hedgehogs, who view the world through the lens of a single defining idea (examples include "not good enough to play for Liverpool"), and foxes, who draw on a wide variety of experiences and for whom the world cannot be boiled down to a single idea (examples given include Kuyt as club player of the year).'

    Don't be a hedgehog. They don't make very good managers.
     
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  3. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    You missed Matip, Moreno and Origi mate
     
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  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Except you don't, you moan about the 'non-ballers' instead
     
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  5. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    They’re the ones dragging us down ;)
     
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  6. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Glad you accepted that you don't celebrate the good players.

    Apology accepted <hug>
     
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  7. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    Forgot Matip couldn't remember if he had bitched about Origi but Moreno
    nah since he thinks is ok <laugh>
     
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  8. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    I practically suck VVD off every week. You must have missed the memo :(

    Oh and I don’t mind matip. He’s a lot better than the ****** Lovren. If you’re gonna banter me, at least don’t lie lol

    I’m also celebrating that Hendo is injured as well :)
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I thought I'd help jimmy and solid out here

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    On a scale of 0-10.. with 0 being world class of course and 10 being moreno bad I thought this chart might help people debate just how **** the CL quart finalists are.
     
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  10. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    No banter involved here mate
     
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  11. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Bottom nine should all be on zero
     
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  12. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    Lol good work!!
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'd hoped you liked the utter randomness of my ratings. such as lovren at 5
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    eally look i just went.

    World class = 0 then made up numbers for the rest.

    Really you could just invent a class of ****.

    Is he VVD **** or is he henderson **** or moreno ****. Its like a sliding scale of poo.

    like... if mane wasn't so frustrating sure why not...firmino.. no way. he's been all over the place at times. I couldn't but our full backs up as good as vvd though...
     
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  15. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    I love the concept. The data itself needs a comprehensive review.
     
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  16. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    You called it the ****ness quotient. If a player isn't ****, they should be zero. TAA and VVD aren't **** but the latter is clearly a better player atm, both are zero because neither are ****.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Well that's all fine but it was only to give lads something to prattle on about.

    VVD = 0 on the ****ometer.
    TAA has done some pretty stupid things defending so it's a little ****. not very but just a little... comapred to VVD who ****s diamonds and smells of roses in bloom.

    Clearly we agree a 10 on the ****meter will have a pic of moreno beside it.

    the question is who is a 5 on the ****ometer?


    Is someome like lovern a 5 or a 7... where would henderson sit on the toilet of ****?


    Btw this is something that can be used in project estimation, agile project management uses comparisons for effort estimating all the time.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    polls are clearly the best way forward. a poll for each player with scale from 0-10.
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    so who's a 5 in your mind then?
     
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    Scale needs to be logarithmic
     
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