Match Day Thread Vs Bayern Munich (A)

Whilst you **** into a sock over the average players of our squad, I’ll celebrate the true balllers who are taking us to a new level.

 

'Isaiah Berlin...divided writers and thinkers into two categories: hedgehogs, who view the world through the lens of a single defining idea (examples include "not good enough to play for Liverpool"), and foxes, who draw on a wide variety of experiences and for whom the world cannot be boiled down to a single idea (examples given include Kuyt as club player of the year).'

Don't be a hedgehog. They don't make very good managers.

 

You missed Matip, Moreno and Origi mate

 

Except you don't, you moan about the 'non-ballers' instead

 

They’re the ones dragging us down

 

Glad you accepted that you don't celebrate the good players.

Apology accepted

 

Forgot Matip couldn't remember if he had bitched about Origi but Moreno
nah since he thinks is ok

 

I practically suck VVD off every week. You must have missed the memo

Oh and I don’t mind matip. He’s a lot better than the ****** Lovren. If you’re gonna banter me, at least don’t lie lol

I’m also celebrating that Hendo is injured as well

 

I thought I'd help jimmy and solid out here



On a scale of 0-10.. with 0 being world class of course and 10 being moreno bad I thought this chart might help people debate just how **** the CL quart finalists are.

 

No banter involved here mate

 

Bottom nine should all be on zero

 

Lol good work!!

 

I'd hoped you liked the utter randomness of my ratings. such as lovren at 5

 

eally look i just went.

World class = 0 then made up numbers for the rest.

Really you could just invent a class of ****.

Is he VVD **** or is he henderson **** or moreno ****. Its like a sliding scale of poo.

like... if mane wasn't so frustrating sure why not...firmino.. no way. he's been all over the place at times. I couldn't but our full backs up as good as vvd though...

 

I love the concept. The data itself needs a comprehensive review.

 

You called it the ****ness quotient. If a player isn't ****, they should be zero. TAA and VVD aren't **** but the latter is clearly a better player atm, both are zero because neither are ****.

 

Well that's all fine but it was only to give lads something to prattle on about.

VVD = 0 on the ****ometer.
TAA has done some pretty stupid things defending so it's a little ****. not very but just a little... comapred to VVD who ****s diamonds and smells of roses in bloom.

Clearly we agree a 10 on the ****meter will have a pic of moreno beside it.

the question is who is a 5 on the ****ometer?


Is someome like lovern a 5 or a 7... where would henderson sit on the toilet of ****?


Btw this is something that can be used in project estimation, agile project management uses comparisons for effort estimating all the time.

 

polls are clearly the best way forward. a poll for each player with scale from 0-10.

 

so who's a 5 in your mind then?

 

Scale needs to be logarithmic