You wouldn't believe how many ******s work offshore. They are doing Well operations and the place stinks of rotten eggs and ****e (H2S) Went up to the TV lounge there to get a coffee and the chef goes and all his mates laughed, so I went His mates are pishing themselves laughing about it and the chef had a look on his face like I'd punched his mum. Quality.
Bigger Pricks Than Me! Hard to believe right enough!! How much money did you get from the well operations?? There usually chock full of ****in coins
It's true, if I was the biggest **** on here then the place would be alright. But you should see some of the fannies on here, stupid ****s who think they are stand-up comedians. Nah, offshore boys get paid well but are stingy there was a couple of pennies, a *** end and an empty bottle of Irn-Bru in it....gutted.
****, if you had added an old Safeway shopping trolley I would have thought you were in the River Cart in Paisley
That smell is ****ing bogging, had to spend a full day surveying a terminal pumping station, complete with open inlet channel pouring into the compound. Absolutely ****ing reeking, heid was bursting after it.
Frank - It's my eyes that get itchy from it. ****ing hate the stuff, been hanging about for a few days now too. Everyone is bumping their gums about it as if there is anything that can be done. Aye, it smells but nipping my ear about it won't make it go away. Part and parcel of working offshore.
You shouldn't have pissed off the chef, he's going to cream in your dinner tonight "i think youv'e over done the salt in this sir"
Aye but he was waiting for his chopper and his back-to-back was due on this afternoon. Then all flying was cancelled for the day. Pishy soup for me.
