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England call up for Irelands Young Player of the Year

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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    West Ham's Declan Rice has just been called up to the England squad a day after being told he'd won Ireland's YPotY.
    Ah, the FAI, they make BRB look competent.
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Ignored the highest scoring English midfielder in the division though.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What’s this got to do with Spurs?
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Raheem Sterling?
     
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    Southampton aren't allowed to have England internationals.
    They have to leave first, then instantly get called up without playing a game.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Where will the following **** England players be next season:

    Andy Carroll
    Daniel Sturridge
    Adam Lollana
    Daniel Drinkwater
    Callum Chambers
    Danny Welbeck
    Jack Wilshere
    Nathaniel Clyne

    That lot would have set you back a cool £200m+ at their peak, you could probably pick the lot up for a combined £15m now.
     
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  7. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Andy Carroll has been dead for 4 years.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    So he needs a club that’s essentially a graveyard for players... QPR it is then.
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Not really a midfielder is he?
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    No they get called up, tapped up by the captain, and return a completely different person.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    fixed
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Spurs.
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Oh I almost forgot that the current manager will then announce the transfer to the world before an international match <whistle>
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He is if you’re gonna fizz, if you’re not bothered then no, he’s not.
     
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    Dele Alli's scored more goals than Ward-Prowse this season.
    We'll take him off your hands to save arguing, though. 50p and a back-up keeper, ok?
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'm not bothered bru, tbh I'm not even that bothered about him not getting a call up tbh. Just feel like I should stick up for him <laugh>
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He wouldn’t stick up for you mate, just let it go.
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Should be you lot taking a keeper off of us with the state of Lloris, the last one seems to be popular too.

    And has he? Though Alli was on 5, Prowsey has 6 in his last 9.
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Bournemouth's David Brooks?
     
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