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Match Day Thread Cardiff City v Chelsea, Fug Me...Chopper Harris!

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Masky, Mar 11, 2019.

  1. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    i say to you why not, why not indeed put the Match Day thread up early, give us time to think, write some thoughtful and intelligent thingy’s with time for contradictions?

    MASKY’S CHELSEA CONNECTION

    Masky’s old mate Clive Walker has been on the phone. Says Chelsea are a bit concerned about coming to CCS this time as “Chopper” Harris is unlikely to make it to match fitness standard for the game. Could be a banana skin...predicts a scoreless draw pals.

    Clivo’ as I like to call him, likes a burger or three, and has just rung asking if Wimpey is still open in Cardiff. I had to break the bad news that noooooo.....is the answer, but McDonalds is. He asked if I could order him one, a double so he didn’t have to wait before the game...I will of course oblige the old todger, we had some good times. How wise is Clive? Clive is wise....be more Clive pals! :emoticon-0103-cool:

    <party><party><party>Bollocks pals!
     
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  2. clingo

    clingo Well-Known Member

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    A bold decision indeed to publish this thread so early, but a decision I approve of wholeheartedly. Tardiness never sits comfortably with me as there is never enough room on the commode. I would also like to say how impressed I am by the social standing of the esteemed author of this thread and the exalted circles in which he moves.

    The thread is posted early to accomodate " thoughtful and intelligent thingy’s with time for contradictions" and I would like to move straight to the contradictions as I'm ill equipped to meet the first and second criteria. So, yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no.

    With the contradictions now out of the way, I would suggest that the absence of "Chopper" Harris is not the only challenge Chelsea will face, as their statue of Peter is not osgood as our statue of Fred who is much keenor.

    Play like we did against those ham boys, and an upset is on the cards, though it will be hazardous. We'll have to deploy our own Eden Project.
     
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  3. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    My adage Clingon is “sshitt or get off the potty” pal!
    Reading your words whilst I thank you for your polite appraisal of my works, I would ask also that you check to see who is the runaway leader of Emilano Sala Prediction League Pal, it will probably come as no surprise! :emoticon-0103-cool:

    <party><party><party>:emoticon-0159-music Masky, Masky, Masky :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  4. clingo

    clingo Well-Known Member

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    I'm duly humbled.
     
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  5. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Division 2 Masky.

    No getting above your station please.

    Keep up the good work and you can play with the big boys next season. <ok>
     
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  6. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Fug, Fug and Fug again pals....this makes me so fugging mad! How is this even possible that someone with less points can say that Div 1 is any different from Div 2? It is the same and I should be respected by my peers.....hmmm not quite peers though, more underlings! :emoticon-0103-cool:

    <party><party><party>Masky fugging angry now....never seen him so mad! Curses to you BFB and that other geezer you double up with!
     
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  7. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    So if Norwich were to get more points in the Championship than, say, Man City in the Prem, then Norwich should be Prem champions?

    Flawed logic I'm afraid Masky.

    You are in Division 2 for a reason. You either ballsed up in a previous Prem season and got relegated or you are a newcomer and, as such, have to start at the bottom.

    Thems is the rules and we all have to abide by them.

    Never mind how fugging mad you are, suck it up Masky Pal and come play with the big boys next season.

    My mate BT who achieved promotion from Div. 2 a year or so agrees with me.

    Don't you BT?
     
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  8. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Hardly Man City are you pal....bollocks to you both pals! :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  9. FrankfurterBlue

    FrankfurterBlue Well-Known Member

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    Masky.....the Leeds Utd of the ES league!!!!
    I reckon I'm Cardiff City....grappling perilously with relegation from the top flight after a surprise promotion last season.
     
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  10. Blue Sheep

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    The Masked Man was ejected from the league following his refusal to register, and as such had to start again at the bottom of the ladder.

    If he carries on with this narrative I’m sure we can have him for a breach of etiquette, like with Leeds Spygate shindig. How does a 10 point deduction sounds @Masky? <laugh>
     
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  11. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    And I'm the Southampton of the league, desperately trying to stay above furter, having been in this league for a number of seasons but with mixed fortunes. :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  12. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Only 10 points? <whistle>
     
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  13. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Oooooo. Get you!!!!
     
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  14. FrankfurterBlue

    FrankfurterBlue Well-Known Member

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    Can't help thinking that Masky has been spying on everyone of his rivals in the Div. 2. But the question is: did he break any laws or did anyone suffer as a result? Maybe a fine will be enough?
     
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  15. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    10 points deduction for speaking up, sounds like we have a chief whip on boards here! How fugging unfair? :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  16. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Chief whip and speaker.

    Order!!! Order!!!
     
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  17. clingo

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    Pint of Dark and a rum and coke please.
     
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  18. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Bloody good match thread this. <doh> I know the games a long way off, but you must be as bored as I am <laugh>

    I'm having to find some DIY to do. My ground floor bog wont flush properly so thought I'd have a go at sorting it. It's a concealed cistern behind a duct and had to get the syphon out to fit a new membrane that I'd figured had split. 48 hours later and with the dogs having been kicked, the wife sworn at and my bloody hands covered in cuts, I am flushed with success.

    Will something please happen to save me tackling the upstairs ensuite where the shower waste seems blocked....<grr>
     
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  19. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Wanna suck my titty pal? :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  20. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    A Sparky messing with water
    Will end in tears. Or sparks will fly.

    Grand slam decider on Saturday Sparkey. 3 games back to back. Glad city aren't playing. Too busy on the sports front if they were on.

    Join the dark side Sparkey......
    :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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