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Off Topic Death penalty

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Feb 21, 2019.

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bring back the death penalty

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  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Can only see this going well.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    So you were a swordsman nearly 40 years ago then mate?

    You should have mentioned it before, sounds fascinating.

    I doubt a Hollywood star would have dropped them for some spotty student who had a look of a Chinese Lesbian myself like, but you hold onto that thought mate. <ok>
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... and you take it all very, very, seriously mate ... let it eat you up then rage a bit over several threads and make yourself look a complete tool <ok> <laugh>
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Have I hit a nerve?

    Looks like it.

    Oops.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

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    Doubt your penis is big enough to hit any of the nerves ... think that might be the problem ... reminds me of someone else ...<laugh>
     
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  6. Tobes

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    I didn’t use my penis mate. I typed with my fingers.

    Telling that you’ve gone straight for ‘I’ve got a bigger dick than you’ though.

    Smacks of a deeply desperate ageing knobsack who has massive insecurity issues & feels the need to paint himself as some form of lothario. Just saying.......
     
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  7. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Any reason why Fosse gets knocked for pulling women? I seen his photo and I could imagine the women being sweet on him.

    I'm thinking the guys who doubt him might not have been so successful or it might just not have been the lifestyle, for them. I know lads that have smashed a couple hundred women. They're out there.

    Not sure Fosse should be talking about dildos and other people's wives <laugh> If you push enough, though...
     
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  8. Stan

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    A 60 year old man bragging about his sexual conquests from decades ago to a bunch of strangers whilst making remarks about other people’s wives is the height of insecurity. It says nothing whatsoever about anyone who remarks that it’s the height of insecurity.

    Imagine him doing that in a pub. You’d think he was a complete berk and then clock him when he started ranting that he was going to bring his dildo round to show your missus how to use it.

    Why does he own a dildo?

    And why does he constantly insist that he’s got a bigger penis than everyone else?
     
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  9. DMD

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    To be fair, there seem to be some massive pricks on here. Sadly they go flaccid when near a proper ****. :emoticon-0105-wink:

    :emoticon-0160-movie:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  10. Saf

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    He shouldn't bring other people's wives into it, I agree. Although, I'm the last person to judge anybody on here for crass comments. To keep it fair, I've no idea what was said to him to make those sort of responses.

    He might have done alright with women back in the day. He's a bloke and blokes brag about that sort of stuff. I don't think that makes him a liar or insecure.

    No idea if or why he wants cock measuring contests.

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  11. Stan

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    I've never said he was a liar.

    He always over reacts and gets personal as he can't do banter.
     
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  12. Saf

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    No arguments with that, mate. You've got a good point. Those of us who do that need to learn to cut it out <ok>
     
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  13. DerekTheMole

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    You know what they say, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

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    Nice story. I was a the league cup final between us and the mancs, think it was '96. I went with one of my best mates, who was and is a manc. You could still smoke in the ground then. We were both pissed and stoned, had our scarves on and had our faces painted red. We both ran out of ***s with about half an hour to go. In the row in front was Paul Usher (Barry Grant in Brookside). I saw hi m pull a fresh pack of Embassy filter out of his pocket. I leant forward and asked if I could buy one as I'd run out. He said "Go ed lad, you can have a few". My mate asked if he could have one and he said "No. **** off you manc twat" <laugh>
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

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    One of the funniest ironies on here has to be the reactions of a few to those putting up pics on the Wid ye? thread of fantasies contrasted with me putting one reality pic up ... mutual back slapping for the former versus apoplectic rage at the thought of a poster having had real life experiences .... what's more a couple of them can't move on from it even now .... pretty hilarious to be honest .... do you think there is something lacking in their real lives perhaps? <laugh>
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    Put one pic up ... sent a couple of poster's into a rage which they still can't let go ... sorry boys ... never meant to rattle you so <cheers>
     
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  18. Stan

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    You’re even denser than you come across if you think the pic is the reason you get rag dolled, although it was funny that you felt the need to post it :azn:
     
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  19. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Except for miscarriage of justice, bring it back. Too many criminals on the street.
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Yeah that’ll be it mate. You really are a bit narcissistic aren’t you fella?
     
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