The Ailments Thread

Aside from diabetes and the usual brain-related issues, I'm in quite decent fettle.

However, I do have a rather pesky varicose vein in my left leg. It gets hot and swollen from time to time, plus it doesn't look very nice. I can't get the vein removed on the NHS, so I now need to decide whether to pay 4k to get it done privately. Whatever happens, I'll let you know the outcome.

Have you got any ailments? Please post them here. Pictures would be great.

Bye.

 

Why can’t they remove it on NHS?

I thought of something was causing you pain that was enough?

 

My local NHS see it as a purely cosmetic procedure. If the vein becomes infected or causes a clot, they would probably remove it. Until then, I just have to live with it or get it done privately.

 

Are they still doing breast enlargements on the NHS?

No wonder I voted Brexit

 

They are indeed. Baldo is booked in, though you would have thought he was a big enough tit already.

 

Probably in Essex.

 

I have Diverticulitis. Change of diet has sorted it tho.

 

I used to have an enormous sense of self worth but nowadays I'm perfect.

 

It's breast reduction you need. Fat ****.

 

What?

 

It's why I love you babes.

Would you like to see my penis (again)?

 

What sort of changes, Dev?

 

I SAID YOU NEED YOUR HUGE MOOBS REDUCED. DEAF ****.

 

Aw okay.

Thought you said something else

 

Thought the old kidney trouble had flared up again but it turned out to be a torn tendon in my back. All recovered now thanks for asking.

Other than mild myopathy which is easily overcome with a pair of snazzy designer glasses I am in tip-top condition.

 

What did Fingers say Trev, what did he say?

 

Think he’s admitting he lost his finger in a goats arse

 

No white bread, flour, full fat dairy, sugar, fried foods.

More grains, nuts, legumes, veg and fibre.

 

The goat obviously had poor taste.

 

I recall a story from a few years back a guy got 6 months for shagging a goat.

His mate got 3 months for acting the goat.