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International Womens Day

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Having to sit quietly in work and keep my gob shut or I'm gonna get myself in trouble.

    "Celebrate International Womens Day and celebrate their achievments"

    Like parking badly, watching soaps 24/7 and nagging the **** out of any male within hearing distance?
    Anyway I'm staying quiet.
     
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  3. HaslemereKev

    HaslemereKev Well-Known Member

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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    This is rich coming from the biggest woman on here! :bandit:
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You just restrain yourself and try not to hit on me sweetie. <smooch>
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Fixed.
     
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  7. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    I don't do divorce work.
     
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  8. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I don't think I could handle the nagging :bandit:
     
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  9. Chelsea Pensioner

    Chelsea Pensioner Well-Known Member

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    Quiet?? Mate you've blown the arse out of your trousers.
    How about splitting income for tax purposes, claiming child benefits, deflecting inheritance taxes, minimising death duties, eliminating Capital Gains taxes
    Who is your accountant?
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Really?
     
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  11. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Why do they leave out women that aren't International? That's discrimination that is.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah, **** 'local' women. Well actually.................................................<laugh>
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Aww, bless them, they do try hard to be as good as us, so it's good that they have a day to celebrate their noble, but futile, attempts.
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Giving birth is quite an achievement, tbf. I don't fancy doing that at all, really.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Might sting a bit like. Nothing too bad though, I once broke my toe playing footy that was probably worse.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Best wishes to everyone with a vagina out there.

    May your vagina always remain sand free!
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My wife slept through most of our first being born.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    If it wasn't for womwn, we'd all be like metths and hiag.



    and the welsh.
     
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    Commachio, Mar 8, 2019
  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    :emoticon-0159-musicWomen they're good for nothing no maybe one thing
    To serve needs to my ding a ling
    I'm a man who loves the one night stand
    Cause after I do ya
    Huh I never knew ya
    Cause to kick it man it gives me the fits
    They want to lay with they nose under your armpits
    Ice Cube won't wait so give it up cow
    After we do it you can go home now :emoticon-0159-music

    Ice Cube
    'This is a Man's World'
    Amerikkka's Most Wanted
     
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