Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Where is he btw, I thought he'd be all over this.

Probably accidentally suffocated himself in an act of auto erotic asphyxiation at this result.

 

Checking the bookmarks.

 

Currently stood on his garage roof ****ing into a sock.

 

Just got home from work... was gonna watch the last episode of Luther tonight but **** it... AFCTV it is

 

Ffs 1-0 Chelsea.

 

Hows you Treble my friend, long time bro. Asked after you loads... Hope you're well bro

 

Ladbrokes have clearly never come across the idea of not kicking someone when they are down...even if they sre gooners

 

Chavs should bang in a few here, Kiev look dogshit so far.

 

Always are away from home.

 

I've been on here a month!

Jokes. Good to see you again too Sky. I'm well mate. How's things with you?

 

What?

 

I think you fcuked up, Archie!

 

He's trying to jinx it. Little does he know I've secretly put a reverse jinx spell on that, so he's actually making an accurate prediction.

 

I've come to the conclusion that there's something about the Chelsea ground that make matches dull as fck.

 

Ah, but you see, Wenger was a genius, mate.

 

Yep. It's called Chelsea FC.

 

By playing ****e, yeah?

 

It’s the eleven ****s in blue on the pitch.

 

And the 50000 odd in the seats

 

It certainly was, Pixie!