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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Citizen Kane, Jan 12, 2017.

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  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Declan Rice says he won't join Spurs as he "wants to win things"

    Remind us, Declan, who do you currently play for?
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Feb 26, 2019
  2. PowerSpurs

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    He's got a point in a way. He needs to go somewhere where he can be carried.
     
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    PowerSpurs, Feb 26, 2019
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  3. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    So that's why he chose England over Ireland...
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Feb 26, 2019
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    Gimme back my charlie you fekking C....
     
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    deedub93, Mar 4, 2019
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  5. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    "Thanks for that Brian", Mar 4, 2019
  6. PleaseNotPoll

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    Bonus Oh No:


    Media darlings Tottenham. <ok>
     
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  7. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    They are thinking of having a second naming ceremony for their East Stand. It seems it is currently named after the not so legendary Billy Hunus...

     
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    "Thanks for that Brian", Mar 7, 2019
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    Typical ammers no class no stadium and no player with that name <doh>
     
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  9. The RDBD

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    But more legendary then Billy Bonos and Billy Bonus.
     
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    The RDBD, Mar 7, 2019
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    Why not name it after their fan base:
    Silly Boneheads
     
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  11. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Sounds foreign, GET HIM!!!
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Mar 7, 2019
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  12. Citizen Kane.

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    Billy Bonus sounds like an appropriate name for a porno star. Friend/ex-colleague of Karren's?

    EDIT: Glad to see this thread has been ticking over nicely in my absence. 66 pages of comedy gold, courtesy of the spammers' travelling circus. <applause>
     
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    Citizen Kane., Mar 7, 2019
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    It would be just like them to try and name something they don't even own.
     
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    yossarian, Mar 7, 2019
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    ""

    Great tweet to show the world you have a great defence!
     
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    The Changing Man, Mar 12, 2019
  15. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Most of the responses say the exact same thing - and most of those are from Scammer fans
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Mar 12, 2019
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    Do any of them highlight the following problem?

    whu.png
     
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  17. humanbeingincroydon

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    By and large, yes

    True a few of them are singling out Ogbonna, which definitely doesn't fit any preconceived notions people have about West Scam fans...
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Mar 12, 2019
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    West Ham's defence and most of their holding players simply aren't good enough.
    Pellegrini will get there eventually, if he's given time to do so, but I'm not sure they'll have the patience.
    Their fullbacks all need replacing and Rice needs help shielding them.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Mar 12, 2019
  19. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    It's being reported that Andy Carroll may never play for the Spammers again. Apparently, he has an 'ankle injury'....

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47574083

    ...I wonder if that 'ankle injury' was picked up when he went AWOL to Dubai on an unscheduled drinking binge and didn't make it back for training in time?
     
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    "Thanks for that Brian", Mar 14, 2019
  20. humanbeingincroydon

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    If only there was a way Declan Rice could be a guaranteed starter in international football...

    ...and if only West Scam fans didn't think the Birmingham pub bombings were good for the lulz
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Mar 22, 2019
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