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Tickets Wanted (idiotic thread from an idiot)

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Pompey Oik, Mar 6, 2019.

  1. Pompey Oik

    Pompey Oik Member

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    Ow Do mackems.
    Polite request asking that the tickets that you don’t sell, could you contact PFC as we’ll take as many extras as you can spare.
    Our 40k are all accounted for so could do with a few thousand more.
    Thank you in advance
     
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  2. monty987

    monty987 Well-Known Member

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    We could sell 50,000 tickets mate, we had that many at old trafford for the cup semi final in 2004 !
     
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  3. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Should put this on the Raw thread with all the other bad jokes <laugh>

    Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Hello there, how are you, nice of you to take all that time to type out your message ... we'll done, well done indeed.

    It's lovely to see you haven't let your disadvantages get you down and just give up.

    I expect you've had your tea and tablets and may already have been put to bed but, in the morning, I'd be obliged if you could ask your carer to send a quick message.

    This is really a place for grown ups and I worry that you might get upset with all the silly adults and end up back on your own in the 'special room'.

    Don't worry, you're in the best possible place with nice people trained to help.

    Good luck and thanks for your wonderful contribution, we're all rooting for you, night night.
     
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  5. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Spares? These lads would sell out Wembley without you lot showing up!
     
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    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    It’s Monty it’s got to be right!
     
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  7. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Love the 'Ow Do' in the OP like.. ****ing tit thinks we are in Yorkshire. Pompey will get a hell of a shock when our mob turns up..<ok>
     
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  8. Nads

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    Joined today, 2 messages both on SAFC forum....
     
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  9. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    I genuinely wish I had the spare time to set up a fake account to go and try to 'wind up some other fans. Harmless though.
     
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  10. Pompey Oik

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    No no no, I’m fully aware you aren't tykes.
    2nd rate geordies possibly but definitely not tykes.
     
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  11. Pompey Oik

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    And you nads are saying it like it’s a bad thing!
     
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  12. malagamackem

    malagamackem Well-Known Member

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    Dim tw...at
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Many Sunderland supporters are Geordies, myself included ...
    ... apart from geography, spelling and culture what else are you useless at?
     
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  14. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    <rofl>

    Mag accounts these @marcusblackcat, probably socks..
     
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  15. Pompey Oik

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    Well we’re not useless at beating you lot if memory serves.
     
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  16. Pompey Oik

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    Could one of you mackems/Geordies translate please
     
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  17. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    6 in a row, no Ashley in our digs bro..<ok>
     
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  18. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I was there and laughed at your lap of honour when you thought you'd won the league <laugh>

    I'll be at the SOL when we have ours and you're scratting around in the play offs.
     
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  19. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Ian Beale moment bro?
     
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  20. Pompey Oik

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    Dream on. Best you can hope for is a Wembley repeat of this tin pot final like us in the play offs .
    No way you’re getting automatic promotion.
     
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