So @mustyfrog had agreed to abide by the forum decision as to what type of tattoo he gets next. (Not really, but he didn't say 'no' either) So I will break this out into two votes. First vote will be where the tattoo will be located. Once that is decided we can pick the tattoo's subject matter (give suggestions here so we can vote on them). Remember this is a binding poll and he WILL (probably not) ABSOLUTELY abide by our decision. Please vote responsibly. A man's future is at stake.
Don't start Victor Meldrew off again ffs He'll come on here complaining about me and HIAG before going off on one about the fat, sweaty mess that is HIAG.
It is worth noting that @luvgonzo did abide by the forum decision that he get a vasectomy. So these decisions do hold weight.
Sorry, I should have stated I meant the tin, not the flakey pastry dog meat contents, as that’d just be weird