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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

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  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Is this true @Matth_2014 ?

    Do you have a bit of gangsta in you?
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 5, 2019
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  2. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Stop wumming, I’m not in the mood for it.
     
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    Matth_2014, Mar 5, 2019
  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You shouldn’t be so ashamed of HIAG Matthew, we cannot pick and choose our family. Make do with what you got, give him a hug.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Mar 5, 2019
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  4. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    He’s not my dad.
     
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    Matth_2014, Mar 5, 2019
  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm your real dad but you'll never know because you have me on ignore because you're scared to hear the truth.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 5, 2019
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  6. Stan

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    This looks like a job for Jeremy Kyle and the all important DNA results.
     
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    Stan, Mar 5, 2019
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I can send in a dozen DNA samples if you give me 13 minutes.
     
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  8. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Do you really need as long as 13 minutes to take the curtains down?
     
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    Stan, Mar 5, 2019
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Can't be ... she's a lesbian ...
     
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    FosseFilberto, Mar 5, 2019
  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    If you're his dad and I'm your bro that makes me his uncle

    Call me Uncle Spurlock from now on please @Matth_2014
     
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    Spurlock, Mar 5, 2019
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  11. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    If, as you say, Sky is Matth’s dad, you’re my Bruv, which means I’m Matth’s uncle, too!

    Call me Uncle HIAG @Matth_2014
     
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    Luckily Matth has absolutely nothing to do with me in the slightest .
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No wonder he s how he is.He has the genes of Ron Jeremies, Ice Cube and Paul Gadd.
     
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    Commachio, Mar 6, 2019
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>
     
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    Skylarker, Mar 6, 2019
  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There'll be a few on here who don't know who two of those ****ers are <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 6, 2019
  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've only heard of Ron Jeremy of those three... He's the guy with the weird moustache, right?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 6, 2019
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    Paul Gadd - Gary Glitter...
     
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    NSIS, Mar 6, 2019
  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ahhh... I do know of Gary Glitter too!

    Ice Cube I am assuming is a rapper.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 6, 2019
  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Think randy little Mario from Mario world.
     
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    PINKIE, Mar 6, 2019
  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. It's ****ing ME <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 8, 2019
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