Enjoy the dvd and the open top parade RCL, as this was your cup final will the top four trophy be the first in the cheese room ?
No cheeseroom ... undairyleavable but true! There is going to be a toilet called Aubameyang in dedication to his **** penalty though
Piskie uses rocks to wipe his arse I very much doubt he knows what a toilet looks like...just a typical Gooner from the Twatter era churning out the same jokes everyone used on their stadium over a decade ago
it will easily make that mate. you boys get at least 3 key decisions in each of your games spread each one onto each thread job done
Probably handy for removing the more stubborn limpets and barnacles from his arse crack ... how is HIAG anyway?
How long did your journey up here take mate? I’ve been told I have to drive to Peppa ****ing Pig world in a few months. FML.
About 4 hours with a stop, that's a long old journey for a theme park mate. Your little one will love it though, took my lad there on his birthday last year.
I have absolutely no say in the matter mate, pointless arguing with her. 4 hours ain’t too bad I suppose.
Tel's Missus : 'We're taking the little un to Peppa Pig world and you're driving' Tel : 'Oh, okay then...' The end.