Off Topic Tattoo

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With those titties you look like a butch lesbo.

 

This thread has reminded me of something. Back when I was in college a mate brought in to the common room a retro N64 complete with Mario Kart. Instead of doing any work or giving a **** about my exams/future I just sat and played that all day. Got to the point where 4 of us all thought we were incredible at it, so had a bet. Last one to win 100 races had to get a tattoo of their character, I didn't lose the bet and the guy who did was the character Peach, somebody drew up a pretty good drawing of Peach getting spit roasted by Bowzer and Donkey Kong and gave it to the guy to get tatted, not sure he ever did it though the ****ing welcher.

 

Currently working in Brentwood ... very similar it would seem

 

Personally, I don’t.

I have heard that some of the Chelsea lads have had the words “open wide” tattooed on their arse cheeks in readiness for when we next play them in the league.

 

I’m looking forward to our brave lads dry humping you yids again.

 

****ing hell, lad. The old ones aren't necessarily the best

 

Oh, it was a joke, yeah?

I thought he was being serious!

 

I hate the ****ing things. Waste of time and money.

 

You should have that tattooed across your back, Red.

 

What made you think that?

Your feminine side perhaps.

 

****z n gigglz, Figsy.

That’s all, mate.

 

Yep, certainly his feminine side...

 

Menopause, ****z n gigglz in you case haigess old girl.

 

FTFY

 

Tomorrow is the big day

 

Seems like Hiag got his flaps tattoo on the 27th..

Good luck for tomorrow mate..

 

Bump

 

It's no use.

They cannot get those tattoos removed, now.