Speaking of which, what's all this latest stuff about Michael Jackson? Wasn't really paying attention when something came on the news about him this morning.
Couple of his "victims" are on a documentary saying he bummed them. Looks like they are trying to cash in now that he's dead. Plenty of dollars in the safe after he karked it so no doubt they are expecting compo or shut your gob money from the estate. Don't know what they are making a fuss about, they got to meet the King of Pop, had a go on his theme park rides, met all the animals in his zoo, got to sleep in his bed, watched porn and took the special medicine and woke up with a sore arse. Even if you stipulated that this would 100% happen I still reckon he'd have had takers (pun intended).
I reckon he had a small penis and decided that this was tantamount to being a race traitor so made himself look white in order to justify his tiny cock. Lisa Marie knows.
Leave Michael alone you bastards He loved kids, you wouldn't understand. He was a man trapped in a child's body
Apparently after his successful defence against child abuse charges in court his entourage went back to Neverland and decided to chill out with pizza and a video. His bodyguard said "Hey Mike, I think we should go for a Disney film, what one would you like" Jacko says "How about we get Aladdin?" Bodyguard says "F.uckin' Hell Mike! That's what got you into trouble in the first place!" please log in to view this image
Jackson always mimed or lip synced whatever you prefer. I prefer mimed. And he always got away with it. Nae **** ever dug him up about it. That’s worse than shagging kids imho WATP
