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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Feb 28, 2019.

  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Someone found Roofy? <diva>
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Rumour has it Old Bill were already on the scent...

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  3. I can assure you, that is not how it happened.

    I will spill the beans, soon. When I do, you will see that, in fact, it is you who was stitched up like a kipper. Well and truly, my son!

    You are now the Kipper Boy.

    How's it feel to be betrayed by treachery, Kipper Boy? It's tough, yeah?
     
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  4. You sound bitter and hurt, Pix.

    I suspected that might happen, when my brother brb and I were planning this caper.

    I didn't want to push it too far, but brb was insistent, mate. "Let the ****er have it! You owe him nothing, HIAG!" That's something like he said.

    I'm not going to betray any confidences by publishing PMs, so I'm not going to quote my bredrin word for word.

    It was much worst than that, but you get the gist.

    Sorry, KB.*




    *Kipper Boy
     
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  5. Don't be bitter, mate.

    Me and brb only intended this stitch up as a bit of a laugh.

    Don't take it personal, like.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Sorry Kip ... but you can't pass the kipper mantle unilaterally... there needs to be incontestible proof of a good smoking ... and a generous dollop of horse radish ...

    So far, all you seem to have managed is to have inadvertently rubbed deep heat on your willy and loaded your wum guns with some vague sloppy bull **** premonition of an imminent come uppance for the vegan surfer ...

    ... put up or shut up <cheers>
     
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  7. You've really been stung by this, haven't you, Pix.

    I never meant for that to happen.

    brb did.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  9. Tobes

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    It’s as obvious as your numerous wum **** ups what happened, it needs no explanation.

    However, that wasn’t the subject of my post Falstaff.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Kipper going full tilt on the conspiracy theory despite everybody seeing what happened <laugh>
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Wow <laugh> that’s some rant Kipps.

    We all know what happened, brb said he’d locked your avatar when clearly he hadn’t. It was obvious from the moment you started bleating on about your countdown.

    You and brb went for the reverse stitch up and ****ed it up <laugh>
     
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  12. gooner4ever

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    @Hoddle Is A God makes 7 consecutive posts about how bothered Piskie is.

    Thank **** brb bottled the avatar lock or Hiag would of had the mother of all meltdowns, and called in the cops*

    *actually that’s probably what went down behind PMs, as we all know Hiag bleats like a teenage girl when he doesn’t get how own way
     
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  13. brb

    brb CR250

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    this thread is nuts <laugh>
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Brb didn’t even lock his avatar and we’ve still got a flounce off :)
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Kipper is only gonna stick with you mate, it’s your thing now. The Sol thing saw to that.
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    And the Eni Juan **** up <laugh>
     
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  17. Your bitter recriminations suggest otherwise, Pix.

    Sorry, mate. I knew you’d be hurt, but not this bad.

    You and the rest of the ‘Pede were hoping for a wum ****fest, but you’ll all have to put the Kleenex away.
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You could have played a blinder on this Kips if you'd kept schtum, but waving your little sausage around gave the game away right at the start.
     
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  19. “Kipper” now describes the ‘Pede, Tel.

    “Kipper Boy”... well, that’s Pix.

    You can call him”KB” for short.
     
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  20. I can see why you’re running with the “we knew all along” narrative, KB.
     
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