Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Groovy gang? That your new name for the pded Kipp- uhh I mean Fosse?

 

Are you one of the cooler kids I’m meant to be sucking up to? I ****ing hope not or I’m less cool than I thought.

 

Oi!

Keep me out of this!

 

Correct.

I set trends that others follow.

It's a mark of my genius.

 

Indeed, there can't be too many 60+-year-old guitarists playing for retirement homes.

 

Can anyone advise me whether Salford Quays or Cricket ground is better to park at for tomorrow?

 

I don't think even he knows really mate. I was half joking about a month ago when I said he was morphing into a **** Hiag but he genuinely is now.

 

Parking will be easy enough if you get there early enough and vice versa.

Get off one of the side streets on Talbot Rd, you’ll have a little walk but easier for afterwards if you’re planning on farting straight away.

 

And by farting I mean darting.

 

Yeah that suits me, don't mind a bit of a walk if it means getting away so will look that up cheers.

Will take the Saints shirt off the parcel shelf though, can't trust you northerners

 

They have window cleaners up Norf mate, don't worry.

 

They all sound like George Formby though so take earplugs

 

Is that your last word on this?

 

Who?

 

Bloke from Wigan.

Played the ukulele.

 

You are wrong.

Whatever it is you're saying.

 

And cleaned windows.

 

Oh.

Just checked and he died 30 years before I was born, that'll be why.

 

Whilst leaning on lampposts.