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Match Day Thread Cricket - Pakistan v India

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 27, 2019.

  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    The **** is this ****?

    Gtf brb ffs <doh>
     
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    Read the article mate.

    Admittedly it is terribly written.
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Pakistan don't fancy this one. I'd imagine they'll just hit India with a few sanctions and probably a few stray rounds in Kashmir.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    It'll be like a divas match in WWE, start of ****, gets ****ter, then get booed of.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

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    Most nukes are duds.
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    My kind of Politics thread though

    2 pages

    Problem solved
     
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  7. brb

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    It would take 4 minutes for a nuclear missile to cross the border, that would be a quick wicket.

    Imran Khan is appealing that both sides sit down over a cup of tea, and resolve this crisis in peace.
     
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  8. haslam

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    Peace talks? Sounds like a sign of weakness, as a man of Indian descent I say nuke now and when everyone is dead then we ask questions.
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Is it being fired from a tuk tuk?
     
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  10. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Pakistan have caught an Indian pilot. I bet hes flavour of the month.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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  12. Spurlock

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  13. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Don't get too cocky:

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  14. Sweats

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    I find the whole Indian Pakistan hatred very weird..

    Caused by us brits though.. it’s a bit like if we English fell out with the jocks and started shooting each other.

    I have Indian Sikh friends and they absolutely despise Muslims far more fervently than any white gammon who hates pakis. I have numerous Pakistani friends and they have no hatred for Indians whatsoever.

    Makes you wonder about half the **** we are fed by the media.
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

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    As a person of Pakistani origin I have seen this and put it down to politics of the countries

    What I mean is Pakistan has had a huge impact from the PPP, or basically the Bhutto family being in power. Their politics is based mainly on socialism. Whereas India has the BJP which was once a banned party as they were very right wing in their politics. They used to actually run social projects based on "Bharat maa" (mother India) with kids to instill a pride in India and Hinduism etc
     
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  16. Sweats

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    It’s weird though hey. How vocal Indians are with their contempt. I got one very good old Pakistani mate, I’ve never heard him say a bad word aimed at Indians. He is quite vocal in his dislike for Jews though mind.
     
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    Again it is, imo, what I said before about politics and upbringing. The Israel thing is a hot issue in places like Pakistan.
     
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  18. Saf

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    Pakistan have said they're handing the Indian pilot over in the hope of helping to defuse the situation. So much for their 'we'll strike at our time and place of choosing'

    They look like mugs now.
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    Thought it was a nice gesture. Neither side really wants it to kick off.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Most countries in that region are full of ****.
     
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