Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

I’ll stick to perving on crisp girls at fashion shows in real life, you stick to watching 22 blokes in shorts on your laptop

 

Before you go off to the bogs and bust a nut...yeah I envy you...wish I had your life.

I'll stick to the Strip joint and Chill with some hunnies n play boy bunnies who's names I actually know.

You're a Ponce I'm a G

Just the way it is

 

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Good rap

 

@remembercolinlee @SpursDisciple @PleaseNotPoll @Hoddle Is A God @Spurlock

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They have all popped over to Moscow

 

You missed off Nsis and dier hard and power Spurs

 

Someone said they re-read mo OP on my prescient Spud spiral thread and realised that I was right all along. It must be an awful shock for them like and trust me, I take no pleasure in saying that.

 

Anyone seen Matth or Stan?

 

@Matth_2014 is on the Brexit March, currently in a tent in a field off the A1, and Stan is on the NZ Terrorism thread which thanks to all present has reached Defcon 5

 

Can someone tell Matth (I'm on ignore) that HIAG has left the keys to the flat in Moscow behind the plant pot.

 

I was also on the match day thread. Sweaty Hilary could have found me if he really wanted to.

 

There's no wum advantage in doing that.

 

@CFC: Champions of FFP x2

I miss you mate, come back soon

 

@CFC: Champions of FFP x2

Can't see you anywhere mate

It's only a game

 

Someone was discussing attendances with him so suspect he ****ed himself into a coma.

 

Pleased you are thinking about me

 

Good to know you're okay bru.

 

I’m here, Unlike you, Who has to make something up, Like you’re in Moscow every time Spurs drop points.

 

How did they lose drop points?

Wrong sport?