Football is back on for Grove Junior so I expect I'll be running the line not knowing what actually constitutes an off-side and trying to avoid confrontations with fat pikey parents. Maybe doing a roast on Sunday and showing Junior some drum basics on the new kit in my big fake shed. Whatcha uptoo?
Why would that be? Because I take an active interest in their hobbies and cook excellent family meals? Or because I am a massive c.unt?
I'm building a bus from scratch. May even push the boat out and build a double decker, that way when the planet is flooded due to excessive precipitation and rhe shower caps melting because of fake global microwaving me and the animals will be safe as houses or like floating buses or something. Just like Noah and Nelly the Elephant probably. Do you like buses?
I like buses but don't like being on them with other people. Bus w.ankers and gobby school kids mostly. There always seems to be a couple of fat biddies competing for the "who can get the most shopping bags onto a bus" award and they are usually sat next to the "who can go the longest without a bath or shower" contenders. All that crammed onto a bus being driven by some twat who thinks he's Lewis Hamilton.
Staying in as skint after clearing online debts from Mittenwald/Munchen and Liverpool/Newcastle/Edinburgh spending (drinking, hookers, clothes, hotels etc) expenses. Football, racing and new series of Letzte Spur Berlin on the box; the last features the delightful and amply arsed Josephin Busch who, apart from acting, guests with Udo Lindenberg. <iframe width="1019" height="573" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/40ddi46LiPo" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Interesting Drew, a couple of years ago i started a small business making model yachts in my loft. Sales are through the roof.
Done fk all apart from drink and shag. Gave her one of Barrie's finest right up the deef n dumb. God Bless her.
