The North London Power-Shift

**** derby.

 

I’m watching it down at the club with a couple of Gooner mates.

The bragging stakes have never been higher.

I have a whirlybird on standby in the car park, waiting to take me to Moscow, should that become necessary.

 

Most entertaining derby in the UK I'd say.

 

Given all the **** you’ve been spouting about Arsenal this season, Wolves finishing above us, emery getting sacked, power shift etc, if we beat you sat and take 6 points off you this season, then a chopper ain’t saving you. You’ll need a ****ing rocket to mars bruv.

 

As a neutral the Spurs Arsenal is a great rivalry.

Very entertaining, loads of goals and it means a lot to both fans.

 

If, Pix.

If.

Put what’s left of the Kleenex away, for now, yeah?

 

It's a big if mate. Given how you've been telling everybody how much better Spurs are than Arsenal, you'll be predicting an easy win, yeah ?

 

Wow.

 

Is this the end of the Power Shift for Spurs, or merely a blip?

Honest replies only, please.

 

There was never a power shift Kipper.

You have to win something to even begin to entertain the idea. You've won **** all.

You don't even have the 'we're above Arsenal' cup to celebrate anymore.

 

You'd love it for that to be true, Pix.

 

Kips mate. For you success is finishing above Arsenal, that's all you've had to celebrate in 22 years of abject failure. Now it looks like you might not even have that anymore.

Your power shift is merely the result of abject desperation on your part. It's quite tragic.

 

If Spurs don't win every remaining home game this season they're finished for 20 years

 

Can you update your 'prescient' DOL league first mate?

 

@Hoddle Is A God sent a PM asking me to update the DOLL as he is too upset to post at the moment and may take some time away from the forum to explore cave dwellings in Russia

 

From Yesterday's evidence power has shifted in the North London. We are playing you in the final. Too close to call.
Well done !.

 

Shrewd observation, friend.

I’m hoping both clubs can bring some European silverware back to North London, but it isn’t really surprising that Spurs have a chance to bring home the bigger trophy.

Arsenal spent more than a decade fcuking it up.

 

Pray that we win the Premiership title on Sunday. Seriously won't mind if you win this. We have won it five times already, otherwise you know where my heart is.

 

Is it bigger than your belly you vainglorious fat Tosser.

 

Hopefully neither of you North London ****s will be bringing home anything
Hopefully SW London and the Union of Soviet Socialist Scousers will be bringing them home