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ML Follows through again

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Last night that psycho bird finally sent me a picture of her tits <laugh> Not been able to upload them onto my computer today but will hopefully get a chance soon. You can see what I mean about the nipple on one of them, and the other tit has a big vein on it <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> Nice one!

    So you're saying shes got tits like a map of the Amazon river?
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The real forest is further south venom <ok> I'll work on getting that today and tonight <laugh>

    The vein is only on one tit and looks erm......erm.....disconcerting <ok> You can see the flatness of the nipple, the other ones in the shade <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> Disconcerting......has to be word of the day now! Been used by three different people
     
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    So she has one veinless tit, this may go in someway to explain the nipple problem. You're right ML, this does sound rather disconcerting<ok>

    I'm not a trained doctor, but if you post the picture I promise to have a good ****in look at it.
     
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    i was half expecting another thread about **** after i read the title.
     
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    Dougie, don't start aw that again

    I was doing a ****e on Sunday, and quickly realised this was quite a specimen that was half way out. I had to maintain the pressure I was exerting as to stop half way would sever the beast and never would it reach it's full potential. Somehow I managed to squeeze this brown pythonesque number into the pan below and decided this could be worth a picture. My Nokia makes that artificial shutter noise when taking a photo, which my missus hears as she's loading the washing machine next door. Cue the "WTF are you doing in there and why are you taking a picture and wtf are you taking a picture of!!!!"

    Luckily I've only had this mobile for a week or so and explained I was just fiddling about trying to get to grips with all the functions, and thank **** she believed me. ****in brass neck getting caught taking pictures of your jobby<laugh>
     
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    Venom
    whats the first part, I can only see the pile of jobby and the smiley being shot skyward by keech<laugh>
     
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    Toilet roll.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You wouldn't want to see the mess I just made there <yikes> Been on cocodamol non stop for months and I swear it does something to your bowels <doh>

    Going to try get the photo uploaded within the next 10 mins or so <ok>
     
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    Aye, that cocodamol knocks you for six. <laugh>

    I took some of my Grandads when I had the flu a couple of years back.
     
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    Venom when I started taking it for the first time years ago it zombified me. Knocked me out cold. That was when I was thin as ****, now I'm 13 stone I can handle it better <laugh> My brother had said I was out cold with my eyes wide open, then sat up and started talking. I couldn't remember a thing <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> Similar situation with me. I was 18 and it was Christmas Eve when I took it. I never managed **** all to eat on Christmas day either. Went out that night and was falling all over the shop after four pint, made a total **** of myself. Never even been like that on illegal drugs. Stuff is ****ing leathal
     
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    Hmm, I see what you mean ML. ****ing shanners!
     
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    I'm so used to them now they don't numb any pain, just let me get pished easy <laugh> I remember the 1st time I was told take one cocodamol and one paracetamol and I thought **** it I'll take 2. I was stumbling about the flat as if I was pished before landing on the bed, waking up 12 hours later and scared as **** <laugh>
     
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    I remember them being better than that to be honest. Thinking it's a bad photo. All I could complain about was the nipple situation but I'm not getting into that again.

    If I manage to get a photo of her fanny then this site has the exclusive <ok>
     
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    I think those nipples, in the right hands, could be coaxed out of their shell and would suddenly become tweakable, lickable and cumoverable<ok>
     
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    Sorry ML, I was purely commenting on the lacka-nipple situ! Breasts are ok and I can take into account a bad photo has been taken <ok>
     
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