Is there any Club

No beef here Saffy, the problems all his.

 

You always say that

 

Except when he’s serving his bowl of cow entrails curry.

 

You wish you could cook them.

 

That's because it's correct.

 

I really don’t.

 

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Wowzers, honestly didn't realise Chelsea are the boil on the arse of Football

Interesting thread

 

And you haven't even touched on the hooligan side of things, yet.

 

Briefly mentioned pushing coloureds off trains but can't remember all of the racist stuff

Oh just remembered need to mention when Captain, Leader Bellend chased Antoine Ferdinand around for 90 minutes calling him a 'black bastard'

 

Crashed helicopters before it was cool

****in hipsters

 

They have - in the words of comm - the most ****iest ***** lights show before a game I’ve ever seen.

They also sing about Tottenham when Liquidator is being played while their players walk out into the pitch, the first thing on a Chelsea fan’s mind is Tottenham at the beginning of a game, the obsession is real. They hate Tottenham more than they love Chelsea.

 

Any idea where they'll put the trophy cabinet at your new ground?

 

That’s original, not been asked that before.

 

The truth hurts

 

@Spurlock you can add to the list that they love recycled jokes and still find them funny

 

......

 

My old mate Armchair lives in 1978 so actually it’s not a bad effort.

 

QPR were a fair team back then,better than Spurs.

 

Me me me .... the Norwich Hospitals Invitation Trophy

 

Pissoakedchair and Fosse

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