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What's the saddest skill that you possess

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  1. Dejazzero

    Dejazzero Member

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    I can SkyPlus Coronation Street from memory, before the TV picture comes on.
     
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  2. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    I can pull a girl in a club just by looking at them (Im really, really handsome)
     
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  3. Dave the Rave

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    I can do a cruyff turn off a cliff <ok>
     
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  4. Dave the Rave

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    ... and thats the "saddest" skill you possess <laugh>

    <gaydar>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 9, 2011
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Raping 12 year-old girls you pick up outside youth clubs doesn't count.


    My skill would be my Asperger-esque memory. It really is freakishly good.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 9, 2011
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    MrT Well-Known Member

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    When I pull out my burd I can always aim and shoot into her belly button. It really annoys her.
     
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  7. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    I can vibrate my eyeballs rapidly.

    good for getting out of conversations you couldn't be bothered being in as they will quickly head to the far end of the room away from the crazy looking bastard
     
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  8. celticeasyontheeye

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    I can wake up 5 minutes before my alarm goes off every morning.
     
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  9. Dave the Rave

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    Murderer <laugh>
     
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  10. celticeasyontheeye

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    I can walk through a shopping centre with my wife, and not get caught looking at all the fanny..... usually.
     
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  11. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    A skill I wish I had. Theres some well looking birds walking through victoria sq in Belfast these days
     
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  12. Dave the Rave

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Rich **** <ok>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I am amazingly skilful at saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and wondering what I did wrong.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 9, 2011
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Just walk slightly behind your bird. And look at ugly birds and blokes too, that way you can just claim you're "people-watching" <ok>
     
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  15. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    <laugh> im sure theres some women in castlecourt as well <whistle>
     
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  16. Dave the Rave

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    Aye but they're all brutal................................ and poor <laugh>
     
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  17. Dave the Rave

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    You horrible little man, how could you say such a thing <whistle>
     
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  18. celticeasyontheeye

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    Easy pickings then...
     
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    Castlecourt would kick the **** out of that pretentious Victoria Square ****ehole <ok>
     
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  20. Dave the Rave

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    Aye if your into pyjama parties, bottles of olde english and crack children <ok>
     
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