Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ding-16-year-old-girl-Marbella-apartment.html

hopefully we can be shut of him soon

 

If I were Bournemouth is rate in him and demand their money back for that.

 

what was this meant to be

 

massive autocorrect.

obviously If I were Bournemouth I would be furious... etc

 

yeah Bournemouth must have been fooled by the bad back story as well

 

true. still no evidence fro a drugs charge.

 

oh i got the gist just trying to work out exactly what was meant - did wonder if it was meant to be "irate" but seemed unlikely .
I thought i was getting the hang of MITOese but maybe not

 

like i can remember what I typed... i was out the door to collect.

 

i remember asking what 1 post meant and after 3 attempts to try & make sense of it you just said " ****ed if i know what i was on about"

 

He just presses the middle option of the autocorrect 10 times and forms his sentences based on what that says

 

#calledit

 

he's not on here now mate because only a handful of people knew

(That actually worked ffs)

 

What?

 

Middle button x10

 

Ah, problem was it made some kind of sense but not quite enough. Much like your usual posts

 

Prick up for the barbeque again this year please can be a bit tricky

(That one is quite appropriate for you!)

 

that seems quite fairly straightforward for MITOese

 

My middle button always thinks I'm going to the airport for some reason.

I haven't flown since I had this phone.

 

Back at work today after a day off yesterday... I say day off, I had the youngest two all day!

Birthweek looming now though...

PS...Saturday