Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

'sup blud ?

 

You being called out for a bet Bru

 

Nah that's Kipps jiggling his little maggot around trying to get a hard on.

 

Has he left the helicopter on the pad then?

 

Think Spurly tried to give Kipper some tips on how to use his Chopper, but he's given up now.

 

You know best

 

Oh but I think you'll find that he did that exact thing ... was ****ing comedy gold

 

It was that

****ing shambles though.

 

Alan Pardew would have shagged his wife ... allegedly ...

 

I thought the ending of the 2007 finsl was great...
1) Terry hositalised,
2) a punch up,
3) Adebayor sent off even though he was trying to break up the fight
4) there was about 12 mins added on time and you lot lost.

Watching Sarri get angrier by the second while Kepa ****ed him off in front of 90000 fans snd on live tv was joyous...watching the legend that is Zola looking completely nonplussed was funny as ****.
Watching the sub keeper keep on warming up like he was getting on was hysterical...
But I nearly laughed myself sick when that first chelsea penalty taker did a hop skip and jump snd missed

 

wow and i thought Arsenal were your biggest rivals

My favourite final was the 2012, as well as being the first london club to lift the CL the sad look on all my spurs mates who realised they were out of the CL was a joy to behold

 

Or headbutted him. Possibly both at the same time.

 

Can't sack the player, he's worth to much

 

That’s a ****ing good trick, if you can do it!...

 

You make some good points, although you can **** off with the bit about us losing. Also just for good measure Adebayor ended up costing you lot £100k per week after he ****ed you over and you terminated his contract.

But as I say, generally decent points and funny to see the **** show at Chelsea continuing no matter which manager they appoint

 

Used to like you

 

Now, that was funny as ****

 

sorry mate, its not like me, i'm just a bit #rattled right now.

tbf though it was funny as **** though when you think about it. one of those where you can laugh about it in the past type moments ...

 

You missed out his knee skid at the Etihad

 

100k per week paying him not to play for you.