I wouldn't wum. I've given up on wummery. I would lend my support and offer some helpful advice, however. I think that would be appreciated .
Not ambitious enough. Transgender is my guess so either Caitlin Jenner or the owners will be flying one in from Phuket...
He takes talking girls into bed to whole new levels, who needs Rohypnol when you can bore girls into a passed-out heap?
He was that fit he didn’t even have to speak mate, he just gave them the smouldering look and knickers were hitting the floor. It was when he started speaking afterwards that the problems began. I think he’s had more wives than Henry VIII.
He divorced his first wife straight after the wedding ‘cause she made a spelling mistake on the marriage certificate.
Lennon would be popular with the fans ...Spurlock has a tiny willy This is the speed read version of a much longer post ...
Only if she was way fitter than most of you mere mortals would get near ... not that I'm one to boast
Spoken like a man who has perfected the art ... well not like you could converse about literature or anything sophisticated during the chat up phase ... "Bend over and I'll drive you home ... my name's Terence by the way ... but I support Man United so I'm obviouusly a real winner .. don't judge a book by a man that's never read one" ...
From memory the boat wasn't all that, but she did have a fit body. Mind you just after the war, most woman were slim. Something to do with rationing I expect.
Which would make it all the more hilarious ffs ****ing hell I hope you appoint him... how many points you got at the moment?
