Incredibly Important Questions

1) Do you know anyone called Dean?
2) Have you eaten any cake in the last 24 hours?
3) Would you handwash my underpants for £378?
4) Have you ever visited Worcester?
5) Which GCer would you take home to meet your mother?
6) What is your favourite pizza topping?
7) Do you own a flannel?
8) Should ghosts be charged council tax?
9) Have you ever held or stroked a monkey?
10) Do you have a nickname? If so, what is it?

 

No to all.

 

Hi, No.

 

I'll phone a friend please Chris.

 

*Chris Wilson

 

That'll work

 

Yes, it will.

Next blindingly obvious statement, smelly?

 

Yes
Yes
Yes but you'd have to send them via courier at your own expense and only on a Tuesday
No but have driven through Worcestershire and I use their sauce in cooking
N/A as I am an orphan
I don't eat pizza but you can top it with anything so I'd say steak & kidney pie
Yes
N/A I don't believe in ghosts
Yes
Yes. Yes.

 

1) Do you know anyone called Dean? No
2) Have you eaten any cake in the last 24 hours? No
3) Would you handwash my underpants for £378? No
4) Have you ever visited Worcester? Don't think so
5) Which GCer would you take home to meet your mother? Tina
6) What is your favourite pizza topping? Yuk
7) Do you own a flannel? No
8) Should ghosts be charged council tax? Where's Jonno these days!
9) Have you ever held or stroked a monkey? Had a monkey climb on me in Gibraltar
10) Do you have a nickname? If so, what is it? Many, dependent on people's moods

 

I shan't be answering these questions as I had no mention on this months favourite posters list.

If this situation continues I can see myself throwing a strop and fùcking off in a huff for a few months, Pud style.

 

Black olives?

 

Of course. I do constantly worry that they'll stab/rape me whilst eating them but I like to take risks

 

I’m like them too but they wouldn’t be my first pick. That honour would go to tofu cubes

 

You're like black olives but you would rather be like tofu cubes? What the actual **** are you on about?

 

I used to warm up quorn chicken pieces and marinade them in either sriracha or that reggae reggae stuff. Absolutely amazing...Those were in my pizza making days, not living an affluent lifestyle anymore

Getting a swanky new flat so will fix that soon

 

I always have olives whenever I buy a subway.

Mind you I just say stick on everything except Jalapenos so the olives might just be on there due to laziness

 

In ye pop, blue gums lol