Off Topic The Burly Arms

Burnley scored from a corner that should’ve been a goal kick. Cost them the title.

 

Wasn’t there a similar infringement for the spuds goal ? Something about a throw in that went the wrong way ?

 

Rose ran a long way down the touchline so he could play Kane in with the throw. Nearly won them the title.

 

serves them right then, cheating b’tards

 

was there fish in the pool?

 

Halibut, mahi-mahi, tilapia and monk fish.

 

Harry Monk?

 

Monkey Harris.

 

Dead monkee

 

At least they’re a premiership team, not an itinerant bunch of part time roadsweepers and rat catchers!...

 

Thelonious Monk

 

Yeah you see this joke would work better if they’d knocked us out mate.

Just sayin’

 

**** off and get a TV you ****

 

Yes, but we always knew that was unlikely, as was said at the time. The hilarity of you actually losing to Batty Bollockoff will have to suffice.

 

Home again.

 

lloks like your holiday snaps, did you even leave?

 

I'm in shock, I got on the train and there's a seat with a table and room for my legs, there's a charging point with USB and a nice automated voice that tells me what station is coming. I'm concerned I may have woken up in some strange universe where nice things are allowed in the valleys.

 

Nah, just jumped on a plane and flew around Cornwall for a bit.

 

You haven't had trains that tell you the next station?

 

When you live in deepest darkest south wales, discovering trains that speak must seem like some kind of white man magic.