leave her there

With enough change left over for the bus home
Marvellous

 

I'll have a chauffeur mate

 

Sat in a chauffer driven car with 3000 freddos?
You’ll look a right twat mate

 

tinted windows mate, i'll look like a rock star

 

I’m only able to afford a 40ft pool mate. My parents can only send me 71p.

 

**** off Skiddy

 

Apparently there was a meeting yesterday where Sajid javid was asked about his decision to strip her off her citizenship

It was revealed that this has been tried twice before and both times the govt lost in court

 

She’s just had to cancel her Cullinon on HP cos Bangladesh said she can’t come in. She’s gonna lose her £1.32 deposit now.

 

Council house in bethnal green it is then

 

The Bear Jew is gonna meet her at Gatwick first.

 

So Jeremy Corbyn has proven himself once again to be a terrorist sympathiser, stating that this girl should be brought back to the UK and given some support. If this was a dual British/Israeli citizen you can bet your bottom dollar that *****boy JC would be hop-skip-n-jumpin to work this morning whilst ****ing into his chai latte.

Let’s hope he dies really quickly as well as Shambimba.

 

There’s a politics thread for this **** bruv. You’ll be welcomed with open arms by the old men shouting at the wall about lefties.

 

I’m not interested in that thread bro, that’s where you boys went for years on end to pretend you’re all Mystic Meg innit.

 

Well let's hope not eh? Could be paying for it further down the line. Still, it's worth a few dead people as long as we respect her rights.

 

Yeah some of us called it right (Stan is talking about Stan).

Crack on with your anti-Corbyn ranting. The walrus and his monkeys will be along soon enough.

 

You can’t see the irony in this post Stan?

I’m not interested in getting into a political debate with you, if you’re that desperate for one then just head back to your stomping ground pal.

 

I don’t do politics bruv. I’ve been clean all year.

 

I suppose gainful employments Out the question yeah?

#Sponges

 

Premeditated recruitment tactics probably.