Off Topic Confessions Of A Not 606’r!

i thought it might be interesting for members of this forum to confess, confess something they’ve wanted to get off their chest for a long while! Might be fun or interesting! Only criteria is that it must be true! This is mine:

My First Sexual Experience
My first sexual experience was with the beautiful Marianne Faithfull. It was back in the sixties, she was at her peak and I took my chance! It was a dark night, raining as I recall....I was alone!

Mucky Masky Pal!

 

Was a Mars bar involved?

 

No one expects the Bluebird inquisition!

OK, I confess......

Back in the mid-eighties I used to support Everton as well as the City.
As a young lad I wanted to follow a more glamorous team as well as Cardiff (who were well and truly entrenched in Division 4) and Everton had a good smattering of Welsh players (Southall, Ratcliffe and Van Den Hauwe).
Not proud of it and grew out of it by my late twenties....

There.... that feels better. Thanks Masky .

 

I've lived in England longer than I lived in Wales.

By way of spiritual fulfiment, when I go to see my mam, I always tell people I'm going home.

 

I still think of Wales as home And I have lived here in Denmark for 40 years

 

Hardly a confession Danny boy, interesting but Masky Pal was hoping for something more raunchy!

 

Masky Pal forgives you BB, go now and try to lead a good life!

 

Have you seen the size of Mars bars today, would leave the good lady very dissatisfied?

A Mars a day, helps you work rest and play pals!

 

Okay.......

This is tough.......

(Swallows and composes himself)

I don't know if I can do this.....

Right, here goes......

I was born and brought up in Newport and my favourite music is prog rock.

Oh yes, one of my favourite films is Love Actually.

Sorry, can someone pass me a tissue please?

 

Tissue for ejaculation purposes pal?

 

Good man Blue. Very brave. The first step on the road to recovery.

I was rooting for you every step of the way, until 'Love Actually'.

 

Tears in both eyes mate. Not the Japanese one.

 

Well this is a firm indication of the esteem I hold you all in and the trust I have in the very fine and compassionate members of this forum. I wouldn't share this recent misdemeanor with just anyone. So, here goes.

I dropped the "B" bomb when sharing a bottle of wine with some friends. Yes, I talked about Brexit.

 

Clingy...you did what?

 

I know. Please don't judge me harshly. I was young and I needed the money or, I was conditioned and coerced or, I misheard someone talking about breakfast. It was one of those three.

 

Well at least you didn't mention aber's knob.

 

Damn. I didn't realise that was an option. Though to be honest, I don't have a handle on his knob.

 

Rumour has it, it is so big that he needs a handle just to manoevour it.

Masky told me.

 

Now you’ve brought it up OS pal, if I start a thread “Aber’s Knob”, will you make it a sticky?

 

It probably already is a sticky.