Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Yet you still won nowt.

 

At least you mate has taste

 

He’s not a big football fan, which is why I might be able to sway him. He does ‘support’ Liverpool though, in his own little way I suppose.

 

Rumour has it United are looking to do a swap with Inter, Romelu Lukaku for Mauro Icardi.

That’s the kind of deal that gets me excited.

 

Bet Romelu is licking his lips at the the thought of all that pasta and gelato as well.

 

That deal’s a non-starter. There are no pies in Italy

 

That’s the kind of deal that leads to horses heads appearing on Milan doors.

 

And donkeys appearing in Milan stadiums.

 

Martial defo fit for Sunday. Lingard probably fit for Sunday. Good.

 

1-0 City.

 

Is it?

 

City's bench is insane.

 

Definite pen, well done VAR

 

Well done for taking 20mins to make a decision?

 

3 mins

 

Nope, Mr Chavski.

 

For something so obvious is ridiculous though. I went for a piss, grabbed a beer and still they were thinking about it.

 

Stop lying then.

 

Another Schalke pen

 

That was a soft one.