Football or Girls?

I know mate. I recently went on a week's training course in London 8am-7pm everyday and she thought I was out partying every night!!

 

Have you really got 30% extra manliness

 

I'm not complaining

 

That's true

 

black roots playing the fleece, bristol tonight

 

Should be good.. I saw them in Brighton about 5 years ago

 

I spent the vast majority of my working like working life having to work shifts and weekends.Now i don't work i'm able to travel the country watching Arsenal every weekend

 

This

 

Could be worse- she could vote tory.

 

if she was a liverpool fan i'd bash her back doors in, tattoo I Love Sir Al on her back, then use her her as a coffee table for the rest of the match

 

Girls who talk about football freak me out. They clearly know bugger all about it and I can't help my eyes from just glazing over.

I'm a bit Andy Gray and Richard Keys on this, they know **** all about the game.

 

statistics say yes, general opinion says otherwise

 

I shall follow you

 

I took my missus to a game at Oldham in 1993.In the first half Arsenal were defending the goal where the Arsenal were sitting.In the second half Arsenal took the lead.My missus couldn't understand why we were cheering when the goal was scored.She didn't realise you change ends at half time and thought it was an own goal

 

Glad to hear you've found your intellectual equal cym

 

I actually made a girl wait until after the Toulouse game in 2007 before having my way with her right there on the couch. I then went on to have a relationship with her for 9 months.

I rarely get excited by hot women anymore, because after a year or so with them they all turn out to be the same ****ing twat.

 

put her back in the cellar with the others..

 

Swarbs. As a control in my experiment, can you go to my thread 'Genuine opinion. Do you like this joke or not' and tell me whether you like it or not. Thanks. Ask your fellow mancs to do the same, please.

 

I bet my missus has seen more live matches than most Man Utd fans who post here

 

And probably knows more about football than most Utd fans that post here!!