Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

One months avatar bet that it doesn’t take us 29+ years to win the league again?

You’re on.

Getbit written up @Spurlock

 

My wum inventions are now so widely copied that they should be entered into the Oxford English Dictionary.

It's ironic that I have given up on wummery.

 

Go eat a dick you silly ****er.

 

Talking of bets, mine and Luv's looks like it'll fall into the null and void grey area.

I should have said fewer than 25, made the no man's land a bit smaller.

 

Yeah looking that way at the moment. Hopefully a Hatrick on the weekend will edge it in my favour.

 

Go suck your own choad you slimebag.

 

Mine and Sky’s bets are funny... the one he’s gonna win is that the bindippers will finish above us so he has my sig for June.

The bet I cancelled (I wouldn’t have cancelled if it was just a sig bet) was for money and it was Sky thinking Keita would get more assists this season than Pogba.

I think I’ve got the same bet with Luv for next season but with goals as well.

Current scores:

Pogba goals and assists 14 + 11

Keita goals and assists 0 + 1

The PL is not ready for Naby Keita.

 

Smashes it in training iirc.

 

Ours is that he gets 10 goals in all competitions.

 

Is it? I don’t remember that.

 

Deffo, I thought you were mad to take it with the "all comps" clause.

 

So he's going from 0 goals to 10 next season...hmmm

You've got this one in the bag too.

 

No more wagers for me after I've nailed Pixie on our two bets (Poch leaving before Emery, and Kane leaving in the Summer).

That'll be me done.

 

FFS Hiag...Here I am putting down a gentle pre return match jinx in 3 weeks in advance and you come blundering in trampling all over it.
It's like me laying down a breadcrumb trail only for vermin to come in and eat it

I expect better from a wum master of old....up your game bro ... and quickly

 

Put him on ignore like I have done till he loses that filthy avatar of Judas

 

Or a nasty knock edges it mine.

We should get Smalling to touch his shoulder a bit, that should see him out for a month or two.

 

Wouldn't ordinarily wish injury on anyone but can make an exception for any of your lot.

 

Ah, see, that'll be it... I've given up wumming.

 

Reminds me of when Everton fans would finish 20 points below us but celebrate that Lukaku scored more goals than any of our strikers

 

While neither team was winning anything.

Yeah, just like that.