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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    You'll have to ask AH
     
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    overseasTOON, Sep 9, 2011
  2. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Should be shot
    I think he likes clean shaven. I'd better stay away.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 9, 2011
  3. Agent Bruce

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    Think you picked that up wrong oT.
     
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  4. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Not a fear / phobia but I hate the word(s) Moist, quench, labia, clammy.
    Disgusting.
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    Worked with a guy who had a fear of oral sex.

    He regretted telling us.
     
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    overseasTOON, Sep 9, 2011
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    If we are getting onto words, does anyone else think the word 'Spoon' is just ****ing hilarious?
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Why? Did you all keep shoving your cocks and fannies in his face? Not in the workplace OT, not in the workplace.
     
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    Maybe I should rephrase that.

    What about guys that like touching their face against a big bush of hair.

    Does that come out a bit clearer?
     
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  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I wouldn't like it to be honest. I tell her to shave.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 9, 2011
  10. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    Subos lady garden?

    <shudder>
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Sep 9, 2011
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    [QUOTE="not" geniusvoiceoreason;1258061]Subos lady garden?

    <shudder>[/QUOTE]


    Which reminds me..................I must fix the lawnmower this weekend!!
     
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  12. overseasTOON

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    We bribed the waitresses with free food if they offered him a blow job.

    He'd panic and run out the kitchen screaming.

    It never got dull... ever.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> class.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Thanks for that Simon, coffee spat all over my screen!!!
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Sep 9, 2011
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    If I pretended to have a fear of oral sex, do you think the waitresses could be bribed again?
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Sep 9, 2011
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    [QUOTE="not" geniusvoiceoreason;1258092]<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Thanks for that Simon, coffee spat all over my screen!!![/QUOTE]

    Liked that one too!
     
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    My big fear is hills - one much higher than Dean Street has me clinging on to walls, shrubs, etc. I have a passionate hatred for Indian food. And burping. And bad breath. And I won't let anyone near my shinbones.
     
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    Shins are just wrong, my skin crawls at the thought of my own.

    Fingers crossed nobody burps out a stinky dopiaza infused belch in your face whilst walking past them on a hill!
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Sep 9, 2011
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    I have a huge fear of my nails splitting in half or coming off. EUGH!

    I'll always remember my mate telling me about the time he opened a steel plated door at his friends house and, expecting it to be heavier than it was, pulled it as hard as he could. The door opened so fast that it went through his shoe and sliced off his big toe nail! Blood everywhere he said.

    Oh and I can't even think about licking fabric without squirming. The though of someone licking a pillow (try it) makes me sick.

    Am i alone?
     
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    Licking a pillow?
     
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