Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

United played well in that first half, Pogba was immense.

Chelsea look ragged, booed off at HT. Sarri will have ****ed off for a tab.

 

Benson and Hedges warming up to come on.

 

So far so good, But I’m not getting carried away.

 

Decent bloke? **** that, he just has to do his job. Don't care if he's Jack the Ripper ffs.

 

I like kepa. Just a bedding in season for him.

What i dont understand is why when we put a nice ball out to the fb, the winger comes back to receive the ball when theres acres in front and he should be making a run towards goal.

Instead he drops in receives the ball and waits for the fb to overlap so everyone gets back and resets so we pass it around the back again.

Also theres never anyone in the box and no one wants to put the ball in the mixer

 

You get carried away when yoghurt is half price in Asda.

 

Why are you tagging me ya pikey berk? Just piss off and tarmac someones roof.

 

Mate, it's ****ing woeful. Watch the like for like subs about 75 minutes.

 

I can’t allow myself to get excited anyway, a trip to the Etihad is inevitable for us if we get through.

 

Barkley is buzzing to high five Kovacic.

 

Avram Grant > Sarri?

 

He’d help cut up the opposition, that’s for sure.

 

Why not? We love playing there.

 

Yep

 

Shalom.

 

Yeah he seems a bit of a chopper this Sarri bloke. Zola will be your manager by the end of the month.

 

Great decoy run by Lukaku which allowed Pogba to find the space a striker should be occupying.

 

We keep the ball. We win it back. We are shocking in the final third and a lot of that is because we are pissing about passing it around.

Its like watching spain back when they tried to win 1-0 all the way through except we have a dodgy defence and dont keep the ball as well. Actually its more like lvgs side when he took over united

Tbh we havent really given them that many chances but we are so toothless and this isnt a striking issue, its a philosophy/personnel issue

 

Those slow ambles are hard to track.

 

Hope not

Zolas even worse at tippy tappy ****.