Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Smalling?

 

Hazard should get someone to make him sturdier shinpads. Gets hacked to bits regularly. Maybe Real will help him out?

 

Sarri’s eating cig butts again.

 

Booooom!

Magic.

 

Goodnight Chavs...

 

Bosh have that ya chav bastards.

 

Yay Poggers.

 

Dodgy Kepa
Dodgy Kepa
Dodgy Kepa

 

Rashford/Pobga/Smalling makes it 2-0.

 

Chelsea should probably just play a plastic bag in goal

 

14 goals and 11 assists this season for the world’s most expensive haircut.

 

6-0 on the cards again?

 

Backed 5+ United goals at 125/1

 

Next goal will be crucial.



Assuming there is one...

 

YES OF COURSE!

 

7 or 8, I'd have thought. Keeps creeping up. 4-0 v Bournemouth, 6-0 v City.

 

Boos at half time. Ouch.

Arrizabalolga should be saving that header too.

 

Good. Sarri gone soon.

 

Shame really, he’s been one of the few Chelsea bosses I’ve thought seemed a decent bloke. Doing a good job too

 

At least @The Ginger Nigga won’t remember this in the morning.