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Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Borussia Dortmund

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  1. deedub93

    deedub93 Well-Known Member

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    The last three gerrman chics that I shagged all had shaven pussies, he might have a point<laugh>
     
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    Haggis and whisky the perfect combination <ok>
     
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    And the first 3?
     
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  4. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    The days of hairy German women has passed it seems?
     
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    I thought it was coming back now as the fashion for shaving is passing.

    I suppose Spurcat prefers them shaved
     
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  6. deedub93

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    Very much down here in Spain, they don't appear to have exported herr (hair) <laugh>

    I would have given the Nena bird one though, Red ballons, wtf?
     
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  7. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Aged 18 I ended up in the Austrian resort of Klagenfurt. I'd never seen a woman with hairy pits before. Nearly all of the Austrian/Germans were unshaven but I guess, no longer. I bet they're still ****ing loud though?
     
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    Not in Africa or Spain mate, perhaps in Scotland, in which case I'll go for the Haggis and Whisky first.
     
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  9. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    ..or with matching collar and cuffs?
     
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    Go to Hungary mate, best of all worlds
     
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    Been numerous times. I get my dentistry done there. It's all good.
     
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    I bet he prefers them wearing a choker
     
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  13. deedub93

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    But 1 Is your dentist female
    and 2, do you get a happy ending?

    Dont answer this if the answer to question 1 is no

    EDit

    The dental nurse might be able to solve the conundrum above
     
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    1. Sadly not.
    2. I save enough money to buy several happy endings.
    3. I've made friends with a bloke who works for the practice. I was the first Englishman they'd treated, about 18 years ago. They specialise in treating Germans and the Irish and he is basically paid to show them a good time.
     
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    My teath are fekked, PM with contact details please
     
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    Will dig out details over the w/e and PM to you. <ok>
     
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    Haggis. Took me back many years...….there used to be a pub in Turkey Street close to the Gt Cam Rd. The landlord was a Scot and he used to have a splendid Haggis meal on special (Scottish) days. Loved it. Used to take my lady drinking companion to it......she used to start on beer and change to whiskey.She was only 23 then...…….wonder if she reached 30?
     
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    Was it the prince Albert Smithy , I used to drink in there years ago
     
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    Haggis is an ENGLISH dish, look it up and so is porridge.
     
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    *ahem*

    The current theory is that haggis' origins are either Roman or Norse
     
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