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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Tobes

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    Oops Lacazette straight red.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    In your dreams Kipps

    Your dreams about tugging off your plumber.
     
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  3. Pixie must be shaking like a ****ting dog!
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Tbh I want both Goonz n Chavs to go deep into the comp...around the quarters should be enough to totally **** their top 4 hopes up
     
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  5. When Lacazette lightly scuffed that Masturbate fellow in the chops, did the fellow fall to the ground like he'd been shot?

    I do hope so.
     
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  6. The ideal scenario would be a semi final face-off, with the winner getting humiliated in the final by a bunch of Ukrainian florists, Bruv.
     
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  7. remembercolinlee

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    Re the @Tel and @Hoddle Is A God bet about Pochetinno...

    Surely if United appt someone else Tel can just claim that Pochettino wasn't offered the job...just like people did (no saying Tel did) after he was pictured with SAF before Maureen became manager.

    So the bet is a win win for Tel.
    The only fair way is this...

    If pochettino stays at spurs Tel ****s off as he was wrong.

    If pochettino goes to united Tel ****s off for being a jinxing ****wit.

    Simples
     
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  8. I'll accept that bet.

    Get it written up, Bruv!!
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Think the bet is that Poch has to turn down the Utd job, that's the only way we will know for sure if he's been offered it.
     
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  10. Tobes

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    Wizard seen ****ing on a garage roof in Poole.
     
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  11. Unai Emery has managed to turn Arsenal into... well erm.... Arsenal in just over half a season.
    Alan, Maidstone

    <laugh>
    Get this man on this board right now!
     
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  12. Bald Archie

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    Bate 1-0 Arsenal FT

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

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    <laugh>

    Arsenal should still go through, of course. Pretty embarrassing, though.
     
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    GIF nicking pikey <grr>
     
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    What's probably more embarrassing for you is that our shower of ****e dicked you 4-2 at the Emirates <laugh>
     
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  16. There is no bet, Pix.

    There is only humiliation for you and every Gooner in the land.

    You besmirched and sullied the name of English football, tonight .

    I have never felt so soiled.
     
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  17. Bald Archie

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    That was the point.
    ^^^^^ Rattled
     
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  18. ****dolf!
     
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  19. PleaseNotPoll

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    You've turned into West Ham. Congratulations. <applause>
     
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    You welching it already. There's a surprise.
     
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