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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2019.

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  1. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Roses are red
    Wasps are yella
    Matth is out tonight
    Trying to pull a fella.. :)
     
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    J๏E.., Feb 14, 2019
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  2. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You’d think this’ll rhyme
    But it doesn’t
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Feb 14, 2019
  3. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Roses are red
    Poch is one too
    When man u come calling
    The spuds will be screwed
     
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    BobbyD, Feb 14, 2019
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  4. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are Blue
    Math loves the taste
    Of man goo
     
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    Teessidemackem, Feb 14, 2019
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  5. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Can someone tell me the Matth wasps story?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Feb 14, 2019
  6. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    His Cocks the size of one apparently
     
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    Teessidemackem, Feb 14, 2019
  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Metths not gay, he just help them out when they are busy.
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Feb 14, 2019
  8. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Kustard on valentines
    He ****s over Mogg
    If that fails
    He’s got his inside out dog
     
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    Willhoops, Feb 14, 2019
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  9. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    What colour are violets
    The name is a clue,
    It was simply a typo
    Writing blue and not blew.
     
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    DMD, Feb 14, 2019
  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Cheers Skippy ... same to you buddy <cheers>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Feb 14, 2019

  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He was worried his penis was too small so he got a wasp to sting it and make it swell.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Feb 14, 2019
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  12. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Willhoops sucks corbyn cock
    and every left wing buffoon
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Feb 14, 2019
  13. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Doesn’t rhyme and is political
    Get the **** out of here
     
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    Quesadaad, Feb 14, 2019
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  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    51985896_2191309857603092_4709225782281502720_n.jpg
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Feb 14, 2019
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  15. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Wow .

    Just wow .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Feb 14, 2019
  16. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Roses are red
    Wasps pack a sting
    Matth's pants are down
    Ready to ping your ring..:)
     
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    J๏E.., Feb 14, 2019
  17. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Always remember
    There's a Matth living near to you.. :)
     
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    J๏E.., Feb 14, 2019
  18. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Roses are red
    Kustard’s a spastic
    Don’t try to rhyme
    You Man United plastic
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Feb 14, 2019
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Roses are red
    Gillingham are blue
    @brb watches paint drive
    Cos he ain't got a clue
     
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    Libby, Feb 14, 2019
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Roses are red,
    Green, is the grass,
    Matth has a dildo,
    Shoved up his ass.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Feb 14, 2019
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