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Off Topic Valentine’s Day

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2019.

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  1. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't rhyme mate

    Try:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm not gay
    Even though I fancy you
     
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    Saintmagic, Feb 14, 2019
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  2. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red,

    Dogs woof,

    Don’t forget,

    That you’re a massive ****.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 14, 2019
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  3. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    roses are red
    Green is the grass
    Our man Matth
    Takes cocks in his arse
     
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    Big Ern, Feb 14, 2019
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  4. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red
    My sphincter is breakable
    You'll see for yourself
    When I'm on the undateables
     
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    Saintmagic, Feb 14, 2019
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  5. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    Who would want to go out,

    With you.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 14, 2019
  6. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Fair play you've done me there
     
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    Saintmagic, Feb 14, 2019
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    The world is full of ****s
    Not606 is too
    and if you believe @aberdude
    It's all down to the jews
     
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    Libby, Feb 14, 2019
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  8. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Never understood the Valentine's day thing tbh. I get that it probably appeals to teenage courting couples, but married adults? Meh.
     
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    Blueman, Feb 14, 2019
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Courting <rofl>
     
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    Libby, Feb 14, 2019
  10. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Ok then, dating.
     
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    Blueman, Feb 14, 2019

  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Just didn't realise you were in your 60s mate ;)
     
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    Libby, Feb 14, 2019
  12. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    I'm not, cheeky twat. <laugh>
     
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    Blueman, Feb 14, 2019
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  13. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    He means Stepping out .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Feb 14, 2019
  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    An in his 60's American then?
     
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    Chief, Feb 14, 2019
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  15. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Anyone heard from Fosse or is he too busy beating them away with a ****ty stick?
     
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    Stan, Feb 14, 2019
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  16. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Have you had a card or flowers before?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Feb 14, 2019
  17. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Ouch!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Feb 14, 2019
  18. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Is Mrs HIAG going to get some action tonight?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Feb 14, 2019
  19. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    She certainly is.

    I might even pop back early to see how she’s getting on.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Feb 14, 2019
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Feb 14, 2019
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