Off Topic Valentine’s Day

It’s tomorrow, I expect nothing to be honest,

 

It’s for pussywhipped ****s anyway

 

happy valentines day

you chicken shouldered ****

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United are red
City are blue
and just like last season
they're much better than you

 

united are are red
city are blue
,metths swallows cocks
how about you

 

the field is dark
the field is grim grim.
but metths is out there
ready to rim

 

Metths is a fun card
Metths is a tart
He ****s over Ronaldo
And thinks of wasps.

 

Happy Valentines’ day Fosse.

 

stans in the skip
thinking about rock
fossies in the car
thinking about 1978

 

**** Valentine’s Day. Waste of money

 

Mrs luv dropping hints this year, we don't usually bother. I need to be strong, she's getting **** all or it'll be yet another day of the year that I have to remember.

 

Times are hard ,

I’ve got no cash ,

So give me a snog ,

And show me your gash...

 

It’s our anniversary next week, so I’ll try to sneakily combine the two...

 

Roses are red,

Titanic was a ship,

Southampton will be playing Portsmouth next season,

In the Championship.

 

That's really good Matth.

Can you write a sonnet for my Mrs using iambic pentameter

 

Isn't that always the case then?

You should know if this sneaky trick works by now.

 

Not really. First time I’m going to try it...

 

Except it was a Passenger Liner

 

What's this got to do with valentines day MATTH ?

I imagine it's because Saints fans love SFC & Pompey fans love PFC ?

 

So I'm in two minds today, as I said Mrs luv has dropped hints and I've been steadfast and said it's all a load of crap and she's getting noting as usual. "Yeah well everyday is like Valentines Day with you" was the sarcastic reply.
However I need to chill tonight as I'm off tomorrow and then I have family visiting Friday and Saturday. If I don't get her something I get the feeling she'll at least want me to watch some **** Rom Com with her, but if I shock her by getting something she will so happy with me that I'll have brownie points and could probably do my own thing and get away with going to the my man cave and watching something good with a few beers. This is a bit tricky and I don't know which way to jump.