Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Licking Spurs arse as usual, Water is wet.

 

Nice try mate.

 

Spurs aren’t known as the viagra of football for no reason mate.

Do you think you’ll even get as far as a semi anyway ?

 

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Arsenal can’t even muster so much as a lazy lob, so I don’t know what you’re scoffing at, Pix.

 

You’ve noticeably been preoccupied with penises and felatio, today, Pix.

Is there something that you’ve been itching to get off your chest, mate?

I won’t judge you.

 

Yeah I noticed you'd been gobbling off a couple of posters Kipps.

That's duo, not mono btw.

 

Matthew pics up mic, twirls it around his head, then firmly wedges it where many of HIAG's monologues emanate from

 

FTFY

 

#bookmarked

 

Alternatively, Matth walks on stage and trips over his own trainer-laces. Then, breaks his arm attempting a backflip whilst holding an electric kettle.

 

See it’s much more fun when people make bold predictions instead of sitting on the fence... if we batter you tramps then it’s even better for me, if we lose I can book a flight and forget all about it.

 

Hear Moscow is good this time of the year.

@kipper to confirm.

 

Or if you lose you can do what HIAG does and go on and on about how you actually called it perfectly.

 

My latest one is...don't log on if it goes wrong...pisses bare man off

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I can give you my Moscow flight agent’s details, if you like, Tel?

 

Hiag has been to see a Utd match at OT, the same amount of times you have...You 2 have a lot in common.

 

Matth hasn't seen a United game, he's been to a testimonial.




And the mega store.