What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I cook in stages mate..

I;ve just been into the kitchen to check the rice drying out, Added some spicy paste to the beef and veg. So it will now be a spicy beef fried rice. To go along with the beef in hoisin and garlic stir fry...

Probably look like ****, but it smells good so far

 

There was leftover bolognese from the kids’ dinner/tea/supper/tiffin/evening meal on the hob so I had a cold bolognese sandwich. Put loads of hot sauce on it.

That is as close as I get to having my dinner/tea/supper/tiffin/evening meal cooked for me.

 

Incoming within the next hour..Final beer

 

Probably saves you thousands in online sex with sluts in Thailand as well so its win-win - or do you take our computer in the kitchen and also ask them for help with the Asian dishes?

 

Modern era ya daft ****..

I take my phone into the kitchen, whilst cooking my sausages, i ask them to suck my small pork sword.

 

Looks good, where's the shallots?

 

Right at the bottom. Next to the lardons!

Will give it a stir when I get up in half an hour.

 

Can’t wait to see how it turns out, was one of my signature dishes at my place in the UK.

 

Looks pretty good, eh?

 

Yeah, what time should I come over?

 

I'll be eating after the gym so about seven.

Bring some whiskey.

 

Actually, United v PSG tonight so make it half six.

 

Looks good that, serving it with mash?

 

Mash and Broccoli, yep.

Will post a plated pic and try not to make it look ****e.

 

Speak to Luv then do the opposite mate.

 

Check this out.

 

Some of these guys need to up their culinary skills, you're wiping the floor with them.

 

I'd have added peas.

 

And a pint of milk to get it the same colour as your plate. .

 

Automatic points deduction for peas, just lazy.