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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Mate I look fantastic with a shaved head and 15 stone walking my chihuahua around ****ing Bracknell. You’d be more wary of the bloke with the Yorkshire terrier on a pink lead than the stereotypical Kustard-type spastic with a bulldog.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    The only good thing about a dog that small is that is does really small ****s.

    You’ll only have to walk it round the block, the poor little thing with its tiny legs will be ****ed.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    That is one of the reasons we're getting a small dog. Don't always have the time to have to walk it for miles.
     
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  4. Chief

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    Gordon Banks.

    :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  5. NSIS

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    Gordon Banks dies aged 81. <peacedove>


     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Sorry, perhaps I should have clarified he'd died in the post above yours.
     
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  7. NSIS

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    No sweat.

    That save remains one of the greatest I’ve ever seen.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    At least it won't get much bigger.
     
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  10. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    RIP Banks. Produced the second best save ever <peacedove>
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    After De Gea’s double against Arsenal? Yeah.
     
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  12. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Doesn’t count mate, it’s not HD.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Leicester legend ... we were amazingly lucky to have him followed by Shilts ... 2 absolutely brilliant keepers ...

    Rip Banksy <rose>
     
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  15. NSIS

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    Just half watching the ITV news and they just showed a seven year old kid run 100 metres in 14.3 secs...un-****ing-believable!...
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    can i ask from where?
     
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  17. Chief

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    from the police.
     
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  18. Chief

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    Drugs and that.
     
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  19. NSIS

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    Not sure. Little black kid with long dreadlocks. He just ****ing took off, obliterated the rest.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    <laugh><laugh> i love this post, it seems so racist, so steroetype of what we all actually think, without saying it.
    <applause>

    but could he beat forrest?
     
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