Mate I look fantastic with a shaved head and 15 stone walking my chihuahua around ****ing Bracknell. You’d be more wary of the bloke with the Yorkshire terrier on a pink lead than the stereotypical Kustard-type spastic with a bulldog.
The only good thing about a dog that small is that is does really small ****s. You’ll only have to walk it round the block, the poor little thing with its tiny legs will be ****ed.
That is one of the reasons we're getting a small dog. Don't always have the time to have to walk it for miles.
Leicester legend ... we were amazingly lucky to have him followed by Shilts ... 2 absolutely brilliant keepers ... Rip Banksy
Just half watching the ITV news and they just showed a seven year old kid run 100 metres in 14.3 secs...un-****ing-believable!...
i love this post, it seems so racist, so steroetype of what we all actually think, without saying it. but could he beat forrest?