HIAG's Days In Purgatory

Day 10.

 

#kipper

 

What ?

 

Hiag gunned down by friendly fire lol

 

You put your best team out and got ****ing dealt with, you pathetic sparrow.

 

De Gea played a worldly.

Don't try and deny it .

 

Well, not really, eh ?

 

Why would I deny it? It was hilarious. Watching your shower of **** fail miserably because they’ve got no bottle.

The best team won.

The team that always bottle the big occasion lost.

 

When do you think Little Ollie will bottle it, Tel?

 

Probably in the Nou Camp mate, circa 1999.

 

We'll see, Tel.

 

Bye then.

 

What a cheb.

 

Day 11.

 

Of your diet?

 

Nothing that could possibly interest you, stranger.

 

two guys having a scripted conversation on stage would be neither, it would be a duologue.

 

Kipper owned again

 

Please, if you cannot be arsed to read what I have actually written, do go away.