Well back frim hospital. They failed to sedate her right. Then prodded and poked for an hour with the camera up her ass. An hour of agony she said. To addrsole to injury the procedure failed.
Did she have gas&air sounds like it. Next time tell her to go for the heroin injection, she may even like watching it on the telly, I did and that's not like me at all.
Was it just a colonoscopy mate? If so next time she needs to have the jab beforehand and it's then not a big problem. Without its fkg agony and feels like BBC and Sky are in there.
It would not go up kept getting stuck. So she now has to get a scan. She has sign of any illness and no tummy pain or swelling etc.
She sounds a bit like a tight arse to me. Is she a Yorkshire lass by any chance.(sorry couldn't resist)
I get the BBC up my arse every year now but was every 3 month so a baggy arse but better safe than sorry Wakey I still get scans and the Ct is a piece of piss the MRI can be a bit dodgy as it's like going down a gun barrel and once in your face always gets an itch but you can't move your arms the worst one was a CO2 Scan in a CT machine where they pump gas up your arse until you feel like screaming with a blown up stomach and say " stop breathing, hold still still, .. Aaaaand breath. That was the most painful scan ever. The best one was the nuclear scan with toxic atomic dies pumped into you and you go in a dark room with an iPod and relax for an hour so the toxins work through your body then they scan you loads and job done. Just means you have to stay away from babies, don't screw the wife for 24 hours unless from Norwich, Boro or Derby Love football posts
Spygate needs a more in depth investigation according to Sky Lots of areas need more explanation, will be looked at by the EFL at their earliest opportunity
